EPISODE NUMBER: 9080 (April 3, 2013)
GUESTS: A.C. Grayling
SEGMENTS: Morning Joe vs. The Colbert Report | Gun Control & Barn Orgies | RNC Young Voters Survey | Sign Off – Campaign Poster
SUIT REPORT: Dark Pinstriped Suit | White Shirt | Blue Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Yes, former South Carolina governor and Appalachian Trail hiker with extremely poor sense of direction, Mark Sandford has secured the Republican nomination.
What a stunning comeback, after being unfaithful to his wife and betraying the public trust, he gets a second chance in politics. Only in America … and Italy. Bunga Bunga Mark, Bunga Bunga!
My sister is running for Congress against Mark Sandford! I hope she puts me on the poster committee …
You’re also going to be sending out an invitation to Elizabeth Colbert Busch. She’s got her own show. It’s going to be ‘Morning Joe’ versus ‘Colbert Report’.
Oooh, oh. It is on! ‘Morning Joe’ versus ‘Colbert Report’. Did I want this fight? No. But this morning *cut to Rambo clip* ‘They drew first blood, not me’.
He’s right, once you start putting limits on magazine size, where does it stop? 9, 11, then some other stuff he said, blah blah blah – orgy in the barn.
Everybody knows I’m a hunter, and if I don’t have a 30 round clip to shoot these animals, what will stop me from having sex with them?
It’s basic logic. If A = B and B = C. Then sooner or later you’re bangin’ a bee. You see.
I don’t mind admitting this past season I was out hunting a white-tailed deer with the boys. Suddenly, this long legged doe comes prancing into my sight. With those big brown and eyes and those sinewy haunches. That ‘come hither’ flick of an upturned tail, and I thought ‘Gun to its head? You bet’. Especially if that gun doesn’t have bullets because one way or another, that doe is getting mounted.
This is not just about the well established fact that gun control causes beastiality. As Louie Gohmert’s logical argument has proven, any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
April 3, 2013 — A.C. Grayling
EPISODE NUMBER: 9080 (April 3, 2013)
GUESTS: A.C. Grayling
SEGMENTS: Morning Joe vs. The Colbert Report | Gun Control & Barn Orgies | RNC Young Voters Survey | Sign Off – Campaign Poster
SUIT REPORT: Dark Pinstriped Suit | White Shirt | Blue Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Yes, former South Carolina governor and Appalachian Trail hiker with extremely poor sense of direction, Mark Sandford has secured the Republican nomination.
What a stunning comeback, after being unfaithful to his wife and betraying the public trust, he gets a second chance in politics. Only in America … and Italy. Bunga Bunga Mark, Bunga Bunga!
My sister is running for Congress against Mark Sandford! I hope she puts me on the poster committee …
You’re also going to be sending out an invitation to Elizabeth Colbert Busch. She’s got her own show. It’s going to be ‘Morning Joe’ versus ‘Colbert Report’.
Oooh, oh. It is on! ‘Morning Joe’ versus ‘Colbert Report’. Did I want this fight? No. But this morning *cut to Rambo clip* ‘They drew first blood, not me’.
He’s right, once you start putting limits on magazine size, where does it stop? 9, 11, then some other stuff he said, blah blah blah – orgy in the barn.
Everybody knows I’m a hunter, and if I don’t have a 30 round clip to shoot these animals, what will stop me from having sex with them?
It’s basic logic. If A = B and B = C. Then sooner or later you’re bangin’ a bee. You see.
I don’t mind admitting this past season I was out hunting a white-tailed deer with the boys. Suddenly, this long legged doe comes prancing into my sight. With those big brown and eyes and those sinewy haunches. That ‘come hither’ flick of an upturned tail, and I thought ‘Gun to its head? You bet’. Especially if that gun doesn’t have bullets because one way or another, that doe is getting mounted.
This is not just about the well established fact that gun control causes beastiality. As Louie Gohmert’s logical argument has proven, any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.