EPISODE NUMBER: 9078 (April 1, 2013)
GUESTS: Sigourney Weaver
SEGMENTS: Easter Under Attack – Pope Edition | Health Care Lottery | Utah’s Earth Day Celebration | Sigourney Weaver | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Nurick!
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Checked, white, dress shirt | Red, blue and white, striped tie
VIDEOS: Monday, April 1, 2013
Ms. Sigourney Weaver is appearing on Broadway in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, which should be Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike and Stephen. Easter under attack! The Bunny is an Alien! Updated! Hi, Stephen!
Intro – 4/1/13
Easter Preacher Gray suit with a smart, barrel cuffed, white and subtle grid patterned, dress shirt with a stylish soup catcher stripped in red, white and blue.
Easter Under Attack – Pope Edition
After a little lash flattering on Mr. Colbert’s part, he thanked the ColbertNation for our adoration and hoped that we had had a good Easter knowing that his Friend Jesus had been forsaken.
Apparently Google had posted an image of Cesar Chavez rather than a more traditional Easter image of chocolate bunnies, chocolate eggs and chocolate ham. Fox and Friends didn’t bother to research the matter.
See, nothing to do with the Christian message.
Stephen introduced St. Melito, patron saint, a bishop, hermit and an eunuch as a possible alternative. Now how would Google portray him and do they have the balls to do it?
Yaa, the Easter under attack! How could Pope Sleeping Kittens wash the feet of women, let alone Convict Muslim women just because none of the disciples were convict Muslim women. What, did Pope Emeritus Benedict didn’t leave infallible instructions?
Health Care Lottery
Well, Tennessee is into Power Bull!
Their Health Care solution baffles even Stephen.
Utah’s Earth Day Celebration
Utah has got bait and switch down as they try and mix petroleum and the proverbial vinegar. They have proposed a kids’ art competition to celebrate “Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?” Oh, I don’t know, perhaps not needing a day to celebrate the threatened Earth!
The art competition has very strict guidelines including size limits for the page and the moratorium against glitter spills. Good thing they like guidelines.
Sigourney Weaver
Fangirl Sigourney was in the house!
Make sure to watch what Stephen said to get Sigourney to do this.
And figure out what Stephen was getting ready to say which resulted in these expressions …
And, well, this has got to be undeniable evidence of both joy and Sigourney’s fangirl-hood.
Sign Off – Welcome Baby Nurick!
Another member of the ColbertNation or just an attempt to get out of work? Check it out.
April 1, 2013 — Sigourney Weaver
EPISODE NUMBER: 9078 (April 1, 2013)
GUESTS: Sigourney Weaver
SEGMENTS: Easter Under Attack – Pope Edition | Health Care Lottery | Utah’s Earth Day Celebration | Sigourney Weaver | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Nurick!
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Checked, white, dress shirt | Red, blue and white, striped tie
VIDEOS: Monday, April 1, 2013
Ms. Sigourney Weaver is appearing on Broadway in Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike, which should be Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike and Stephen. Easter under attack! The Bunny is an Alien! Updated! Hi, Stephen!
Intro – 4/1/13
Easter Preacher Gray suit with a smart, barrel cuffed, white and subtle grid patterned, dress shirt with a stylish soup catcher stripped in red, white and blue.
Easter Under Attack – Pope Edition
After a little lash flattering on Mr. Colbert’s part, he thanked the ColbertNation for our adoration and hoped that we had had a good Easter knowing that his Friend Jesus had been forsaken.
Apparently Google had posted an image of Cesar Chavez rather than a more traditional Easter image of chocolate bunnies, chocolate eggs and chocolate ham. Fox and Friends didn’t bother to research the matter.
See, nothing to do with the Christian message.
Stephen introduced St. Melito, patron saint, a bishop, hermit and an eunuch as a possible alternative. Now how would Google portray him and do they have the balls to do it?
Yaa, the Easter under attack! How could Pope Sleeping Kittens wash the feet of women, let alone Convict Muslim women just because none of the disciples were convict Muslim women. What, did Pope Emeritus Benedict didn’t leave infallible instructions?
Health Care Lottery
Well, Tennessee is into Power Bull!
Their Health Care solution baffles even Stephen.
Utah’s Earth Day Celebration
Utah has got bait and switch down as they try and mix petroleum and the proverbial vinegar. They have proposed a kids’ art competition to celebrate “Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?” Oh, I don’t know, perhaps not needing a day to celebrate the threatened Earth!
The art competition has very strict guidelines including size limits for the page and the moratorium against glitter spills. Good thing they like guidelines.
Sigourney Weaver
Fangirl Sigourney was in the house!
Make sure to watch what Stephen said to get Sigourney to do this.
And figure out what Stephen was getting ready to say which resulted in these expressions …
And, well, this has got to be undeniable evidence of both joy and Sigourney’s fangirl-hood.
Sign Off – Welcome Baby Nurick!
Another member of the ColbertNation or just an attempt to get out of work? Check it out.