EPISODE NUMBER: 9087 (April 17, 2013)
GUESTS: Alan Cumming | Adam Davidson
SEGMENTS: Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects | Bitcoin Plunge | Bitcoin Plunge – Adam Davidson | “Accidental Racist” Song | Alan Cumming | Sign Off – Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray window panel suit | White shirt | Patterned pale blue tie | White cowboy hat
VIDEOS: Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Alan Cumming (please refrain from the adolescent boy jokes, I am sure he has heard them all) will be on the show tonight to talk about The Scottish Play, you know, the play you can’t not name. We’ll have to see if Mr. Colbert ends up saying, “Out Damn Spot” and drives him from the studio. Thank you both for singing tonight! Update in place.
A windowpane threading on his gray suit, cuddling a starched and pressed, white dress shirt all graced by that amazing pale blue, patterned spit catcher.
Wait for it, he dons a white cowboy hat later in the show and this week, doesn’t reveal what exactly has replaced his WristStrong but it is something that looks like a friendship bracelet, Madelaine might wear back from camp.
Fess up, Mr. C. what exactly is on your right wrist?
Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects
Stephen confessed he doesn’t recognize this Senator, wondering if he was a patio furniture salesman. Stephen wondered out loud if all Senators were now being named after furniture. Well, yes, Sir, “Lazyboy” comes to mind.
Bitcoin Plunge
Bitcoins! Virtual doubloons for dolts!
“Buy! BUY! BUY!”
We were treated to the some what rare “Stephen Colbert feign vomiting.”
Bitcoin Plunge – Adam Davidson
When asked what Adam Davidson advised concerning Bitcoin as an investment, he didn’t hesitate to proclaim, “Don’t buy.”
“Accidental Racist” Song
Stephen’s review of that awful song was just MASSIVE!
As he proclaimed, “Suckage!”
Then launched into his own “awful song” to unite the nation over gay marriage. And his is joined by Alan in his “Urban Gay” outfit.
Loved Alan Cumming’s last, almost throw away line, “Me thinks he doth protest too much.” LMAO. Here you go, the lyrics so you can sing both parts while in the shower …
To the man stretching next to to me At the crunch gym down on main I hope you understand When I told you “God hates fags” The only thing I meant to say is
I’m a Skynyrd fan
Hay Mr Straight Man I wish you understood What it is like to live in the world When you look this good It don’t make me a freak that I bunch nine times a week I loved you to buy a Mojito Gossip through the air I see your show every night and
I think you wish I wasn’t a queer
April 17, 2013 — Alan Cumming | Colbert News Hub
EPISODE NUMBER: 9087 (April 17, 2013)
GUESTS: Alan Cumming | Adam Davidson
SEGMENTS: Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects | Bitcoin Plunge | Bitcoin Plunge – Adam Davidson | “Accidental Racist” Song | Alan Cumming | Sign Off – Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray window panel suit | White shirt | Patterned pale blue tie | White cowboy hat
VIDEOS: Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Alan Cumming (please refrain from the adolescent boy jokes, I am sure he has heard them all) will be on the show tonight to talk about The Scottish Play, you know, the play you can’t not name. We’ll have to see if Mr. Colbert ends up saying, “Out Damn Spot” and drives him from the studio. Thank you both for singing tonight! Update in place.
A windowpane threading on his gray suit, cuddling a starched and pressed, white dress shirt all graced by that amazing pale blue, patterned spit catcher.
Wait for it, he dons a white cowboy hat later in the show and this week, doesn’t reveal what exactly has replaced his WristStrong but it is something that looks like a friendship bracelet, Madelaine might wear back from camp.
Fess up, Mr. C. what exactly is on your right wrist?
Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects
Stephen confessed he doesn’t recognize this Senator, wondering if he was a patio furniture salesman. Stephen wondered out loud if all Senators were now being named after furniture. Well, yes, Sir, “Lazyboy” comes to mind.
Bitcoin Plunge
Bitcoins! Virtual doubloons for dolts!
“Buy! BUY! BUY!”
We were treated to the some what rare “Stephen Colbert feign vomiting.”
Bitcoin Plunge – Adam Davidson
When asked what Adam Davidson advised concerning Bitcoin as an investment, he didn’t hesitate to proclaim, “Don’t buy.”
“Accidental Racist” Song
Stephen’s review of that awful song was just MASSIVE!
As he proclaimed, “Suckage!”
Then launched into his own “awful song” to unite the nation over gay marriage. And his is joined by Alan in his “Urban Gay” outfit.
Loved Alan Cumming’s last, almost throw away line, “Me thinks he doth protest too much.” LMAO. Here you go, the lyrics so you can sing both parts while in the shower …
To the man stretching next to to me At the crunch gym down on main I hope you understand When I told you “God hates fags” The only thing I meant to say is
I’m a Skynyrd fan
Hay Mr Straight Man I wish you understood What it is like to live in the world When you look this good It don’t make me a freak that I bunch nine times a week I loved you to buy a Mojito Gossip through the air I see your show every night and
I think you wish I wasn’t a queer