EPISODE NUMBER: 9088 (April 18, 2013)
GUESTS: Richard Engel
SEGMENTS: Boston Marathon “Bag Men” | The Bucket Maiden Voyage | Gun Control Block | Sign Off – The Bucket
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Grey Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Speaking of tips, quick tip of the hate to ‘The New York Post’ for accusing these two innocent men of a horrible crime. Anyone can print accurate information, but ‘The Post’ always follows the four W’s of journalism – Who, Whatever, and Why Wait.
Who could I trust to represent me? There was one guy from ‘The Daily Show’, but he’s got his own program now, and I hear he’s a bit of a primadonna.
Since I debuted this cutting edge technology, the good folks at Colbert Labs have come up with a game changing innovation … a second bucket. Now, why is it better? First of all, it’s double the bucket.
I can put an iPhone inside this bucket [Bucket #1] and using Face Time, I can put my face on the outside of the second bucket, thereby teleporting my head onto somebody else’s body. And allowing me to be everywhere, without going anywhere.
Hey. Hi. What’s up?
What’s up my sister?
Do you have the permission of ‘The Hensen Company’ to be wearing this outfit right now? All you’re saying is ‘la, la, la la’. ‘L’ is for lawyer for Elmo, and you’re going to need one. See you in jail guys.
Stephen: How much is this magazine?
Man: It’s $3.
Stephen: I’ll give you $1. Let’s haggle, this is part of your culture, right?
Man: It’s not part of our culture.
Stephen: Jay steel the magazine. Just get out of there. Just go.
Are you going to score any Weed?
Ketchup is for pussies.
You like this?
I’m sittin’ on a couch in my office, where I feel safe.
Hello? Hello? Hello? What’s going on? Jay? Jay where are you?
Jimmy, Jimmy where’s my balloon drop?
Like Republican Senator and brill cream storage facility, Ted Cruz.
As excited as I was to find out that John Oliver was in Sydney Planet X, Mr. Whoop-de-Doo managed to suck the excitement out of it for me. Despite Mr. Whoop-de-Doo’s doo doo head theories, our gun control policies do work!!
I do look forward to seeing what else John got up to Down Under!!
April 18, 2013 — Richard Engel | Colbert News Hub
EPISODE NUMBER: 9088 (April 18, 2013)
GUESTS: Richard Engel
SEGMENTS: Boston Marathon “Bag Men” | The Bucket Maiden Voyage | Gun Control Block | Sign Off – The Bucket
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Grey Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, April 18, 2013
Speaking of tips, quick tip of the hate to ‘The New York Post’ for accusing these two innocent men of a horrible crime. Anyone can print accurate information, but ‘The Post’ always follows the four W’s of journalism – Who, Whatever, and Why Wait.
Who could I trust to represent me? There was one guy from ‘The Daily Show’, but he’s got his own program now, and I hear he’s a bit of a primadonna.
Since I debuted this cutting edge technology, the good folks at Colbert Labs have come up with a game changing innovation … a second bucket. Now, why is it better? First of all, it’s double the bucket.
I can put an iPhone inside this bucket [Bucket #1] and using Face Time, I can put my face on the outside of the second bucket, thereby teleporting my head onto somebody else’s body. And allowing me to be everywhere, without going anywhere.
Hey. Hi. What’s up?
What’s up my sister?
Do you have the permission of ‘The Hensen Company’ to be wearing this outfit right now? All you’re saying is ‘la, la, la la’. ‘L’ is for lawyer for Elmo, and you’re going to need one. See you in jail guys.
Stephen: How much is this magazine?
Man: It’s $3.
Stephen: I’ll give you $1. Let’s haggle, this is part of your culture, right?
Man: It’s not part of our culture.
Stephen: Jay steel the magazine. Just get out of there. Just go.
Are you going to score any Weed?
Ketchup is for pussies.
You like this?
I’m sittin’ on a couch in my office, where I feel safe.
Hello? Hello? Hello? What’s going on? Jay? Jay where are you?
Jimmy, Jimmy where’s my balloon drop?
Like Republican Senator and brill cream storage facility, Ted Cruz.
As excited as I was to find out that John Oliver was in
SydneyPlanet X, Mr. Whoop-de-Doo managed to suck the excitement out of it for me. Despite Mr. Whoop-de-Doo’s doo doo head theories, our gun control policies do work!!I do look forward to seeing what else John got up to Down Under!!