August 29, 2012 — Herman Cain

EPISODE NUMBER: 17144 (August 29, 2012)
GUEST: Herman Cain
EXCLUSIVES: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
SEGMENTS: RNC 2012 – The Road to Jeb Bush 2016 – Hurricane Isaac Media Coverage | Ann Romney & Reince Priebus | We Built It | Aasif Mandvi & Convention Themes | The Republican Platform | Moment of Zen – Reince Priebus Photo Op
SUIT REPORT: Black suit | White shirt | Red tie | Classic!
VIDEOS: Wednesday, August 29, 2012

“We Built Thatz — the free market cereal where every box comes with a prize inside. The prize is rat feces, because the FDA can suck my balls.”

“It’s mostly spit and beer. These people really don’t like The Daily Show. Or ‘The Last Airbender’. It was M. Night Shyamalan, it was a good script!”

“An alternate reality where Barack Obama is a socialist Muslim, global warming is from polar bear farts, Fox News is fair and balanced, and the greatest threat to our way of life in a time of unprecedented economic inequality and institutional advantage for the wealthy is two dudes who want to get married.”

Soon to be updated with more from Samantha Bee and Herman Cain!