EPISODE NUMBER: 8134 (August 7, 2012)
GUESTS: Mark Shriver
SEGMENTS: Sport Report – Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! – Soft Anti-Americanism | Mitt Romney’s Protective Pool & Running Mate Clues | Steve King’s Dogfighting Defense
SUIT REPORT:
VIDEOS: Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Let’s begin with the end:
Sport Report – Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! – Soft Anti-Americanism
“We are in week 2 of The Olympics and I cannot get enough of the Sport. From ‘throwing the stick’ to ‘freestyle neck vein’ to ‘man panty fancy fall’”.
Apparently, showing pride for being on the U.S. team is no longer in vogue, according to “Fox News blonde Z294, Alison Camerota” who stated that “some folks” have noticed that there aren’t the usual chants of U-S-A and not enough red white and blue in the athlete’s uniforms.
“some folks” are probably all pundits at Fox News.
“Gabby Douglas…the devil’s magenta? You know who else wore purple? Hitler. You don’t see that because it’s in black and white most of the time”.
However, one US rowing medalist is “saluting the flag” with, ahem, um, his “gold and two bronzes”. Henrik Rummel tweeted “That is me. I swear it’s not erect. I don’t know how it ended up in that position”.
“It’s not hard to guess how it ended up in that position, after spending 15 years in a boat with someone yelling ‘stroke’”.
Mitt Romney’s Protective Pool & Running Mate Clues
WARNING-”If you have a heart condition or are pregnant, you can watch this”. Mitt-ster allowed access to his shopping adventures. His shopping excursions consisted of buying “hardware stuff” and “ah, groceries”.
The reporters tried to get him to admit who will be his running mate, but nothin’ doin’ yet.
“In 2008, it was the maverick selection of Sarah Palin that helped John McCain clinch another term in the senate.”
Then blond guy who is Steve Doocy quipped that in 2008, it was evident who would become the VP pick based on how many times their wikipedia page was edited the day before she was announced.
“The number of times a wikipedia page has been edited will determine who will be picked for VP. Folks, that means we could be looking at Vice President season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
Methinks Stephen may have flubbed that line, due to the amount of applause it garnered. I would’ve figured he would mess up on “man panty fancy fall”. Of course, maybe there were a lot of Buffy fans in the audience.
I checked Tim Pawlenty’s wiki page and the edits were not there. It would’ve been awesome if they were.
Steve King’s Dogfighting Defense
Iowa Rep. and “haunted ice sculpture” Steve King has declared that it’s more important to look after people fighting with each other than dogs fighting with each other. He doesn’t think we should elevate animals above humans, so he didn’t support legislation to make dogfighting illegal. Then when the Humane Society nailed him on it, he tried to clarify his remarks by declaring that it is not illegal to rape a minor, take her across state lines and force her to have an abortion.
??????????
Yeah, I’m scratching my head too.
“That’s not against the law? Why not? Maybe Congressman King should do something about that. WHAT? I’m being told that all of that is against the law? Bravo Congressman King, fast work.”
“Until there is no human suffering, it’s olly olly oxenfree on what you are free to do to your oxen.”
“Why can’t I watch Steve King have sex with a dog?…I guess all Steve King is saying is that we shouldn’t judge him for having impregnated that dog and taking it across the border for a forced abortion to protect the world from his glassy eyed man puppies.”
I really want to go work in the graphics dept. I think they do such a great job.
Mark Shriver
“My guest tonight has written a book that is a glowing portrait about his father. Are you listening, kids?”
Mark came on to promote his book about his father, Sargent Shriver, called “A Good Man”.
Stephen: Did he ever repent his liberalism? He did all that stuff when people used to say there’s a place for liberals in America.
Mark: He was very proud of it.
Stephen: Really?
Sargent Shriver ran with George McGovern in 1972 and “had their asses handed to them” by Nixon and Agnew. I think Mark was right when he said that they really did win the election. I’m sure a lot of people agreed.
August 7, 2012 — Mark Shriver
EPISODE NUMBER: 8134 (August 7, 2012)
GUESTS: Mark Shriver
SEGMENTS: Sport Report – Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! – Soft Anti-Americanism | Mitt Romney’s Protective Pool & Running Mate Clues | Steve King’s Dogfighting Defense
SUIT REPORT:
VIDEOS: Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Let’s begin with the end:
Sport Report – Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! – Soft Anti-Americanism
“We are in week 2 of The Olympics and I cannot get enough of the Sport. From ‘throwing the stick’ to ‘freestyle neck vein’ to ‘man panty fancy fall’”.
Apparently, showing pride for being on the U.S. team is no longer in vogue, according to “Fox News blonde Z294, Alison Camerota” who stated that “some folks” have noticed that there aren’t the usual chants of U-S-A and not enough red white and blue in the athlete’s uniforms.
“some folks” are probably all pundits at Fox News.
“Gabby Douglas…the devil’s magenta? You know who else wore purple? Hitler. You don’t see that because it’s in black and white most of the time”.
However, one US rowing medalist is “saluting the flag” with, ahem, um, his “gold and two bronzes”. Henrik Rummel tweeted “That is me. I swear it’s not erect. I don’t know how it ended up in that position”.
“It’s not hard to guess how it ended up in that position, after spending 15 years in a boat with someone yelling ‘stroke’”.
Mitt Romney’s Protective Pool & Running Mate Clues
WARNING-”If you have a heart condition or are pregnant, you can watch this”. Mitt-ster allowed access to his shopping adventures. His shopping excursions consisted of buying “hardware stuff” and “ah, groceries”.
The reporters tried to get him to admit who will be his running mate, but nothin’ doin’ yet.
“In 2008, it was the maverick selection of Sarah Palin that helped John McCain clinch another term in the senate.”
Then blond guy who is Steve Doocy quipped that in 2008, it was evident who would become the VP pick based on how many times their wikipedia page was edited the day before she was announced.
“The number of times a wikipedia page has been edited will determine who will be picked for VP. Folks, that means we could be looking at Vice President season 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
Methinks Stephen may have flubbed that line, due to the amount of applause it garnered. I would’ve figured he would mess up on “man panty fancy fall”. Of course, maybe there were a lot of Buffy fans in the audience.
I checked Tim Pawlenty’s wiki page and the edits were not there. It would’ve been awesome if they were.
Steve King’s Dogfighting Defense
Iowa Rep. and “haunted ice sculpture” Steve King has declared that it’s more important to look after people fighting with each other than dogs fighting with each other. He doesn’t think we should elevate animals above humans, so he didn’t support legislation to make dogfighting illegal. Then when the Humane Society nailed him on it, he tried to clarify his remarks by declaring that it is not illegal to rape a minor, take her across state lines and force her to have an abortion.
??????????
Yeah, I’m scratching my head too.
“That’s not against the law? Why not? Maybe Congressman King should do something about that. WHAT? I’m being told that all of that is against the law? Bravo Congressman King, fast work.”
“Until there is no human suffering, it’s olly olly oxenfree on what you are free to do to your oxen.”
“Why can’t I watch Steve King have sex with a dog?…I guess all Steve King is saying is that we shouldn’t judge him for having impregnated that dog and taking it across the border for a forced abortion to protect the world from his glassy eyed man puppies.”
I really want to go work in the graphics dept. I think they do such a great job.
Mark Shriver
“My guest tonight has written a book that is a glowing portrait about his father. Are you listening, kids?”
Mark came on to promote his book about his father, Sargent Shriver, called “A Good Man”.
Stephen: Did he ever repent his liberalism? He did all that stuff when people used to say there’s a place for liberals in America.
Mark: He was very proud of it.
Stephen: Really?
Sargent Shriver ran with George McGovern in 1972 and “had their asses handed to them” by Nixon and Agnew. I think Mark was right when he said that they really did win the election. I’m sure a lot of people agreed.