August 9, 2012 — Woody Harrelson

EPISODE NUMBER: 8136 (August 9, 2012)
GUESTS: Woody Harrelson
SEGMENTS:  Michele Bachmann’s Attack on Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin |Better Know a District – Minnesota’s 5th – Keith Ellison | Who’s Honoring Me Now? – Psychonomic Bulletin & Review | Woody Harrelson | Sign Off – Goodnight
SUIT REPORT:  Black Suit | White Shirt | Blue Tie/White Stripe
VIDEOS: Thursday, August 9, 2012

Michele Bachmann’s Attack on Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin

If you’re a long time viewer of the show, you know that I have warned you about the secret Muslims lurking all around us.  I am on to you Al Abama.

That’s why I admire Minnesota Congresswoman and amateur hypnotist, Michele Bachmann… for her brave attempt to root out Muslim extremists from our government.

mb-3882873

This past June Michele and her fellow republicans, Trent Franks,  Louie Gohmert, Tom Rooney, Lynn Westmoreland, a group often referred to as the Mensa of Congress, sent a letter to the Executive Branch alleging that recent executive government decisions, quote:

In other words, Muslims have infiltrated our government. Exhibit A: Did you know the congressional cafeteria serves crescent rolls. That, is nothing more than warm, buttery Jihad.

Now, folks, these accusations caused a firestorm because one of the suspected infiltrators is Huma Abedin: wife of former underwear model Anthony Weiner, top aid to Hilary Clinton, and an admitted Muslim.  Now, these charges were made without evidence and were denounced by republicans John Boehner, Lindsey Graham, and John McCain.  Who took to the floor of the Senate and called her accusations “specious and degrading” but yesterday, former Speaker and current not going to president, Newt Gingrich defended Bachmann on the CNN.

Yes, it takes a brave man to randomly accuse someone of something horrible based on no evidence and then demand that they refute the evidence that you don’t have.

So, tonight, I’m accusing Newt Gingrich of being a baby eating werewolf. There it is. It’s out there now. Do I have evidence? No.  But someone has to stand up to him… Where do I find the courage?

More to come…