EPISODE NUMBER: 8128 (July 26, 2012)
GUEST: Sir Peter Westmacott
SEGMENTS: Sport Report – Olympic Sound Effects & Village Sex | Mitt Romney’s London Olympics Blunder | Chick-Fil-A’s Anti-Gay Marriage Announcement | Sign Off – Colbert Nation Twins
SUIT REPORT: Black pinstripe suit | White shirt | Yellow tie with blue and white stripeys
GUEST SUIT REPORT: Red socks are cool.
VIDEOS: Thursday, July 26, 2012
“Tonight! The Olympics are coming. I’m as excited as a 12-year-old Chinese gymnast pretending to be 16. Then, the culture wars come to fast food. From now on, Dairy Queen is Dairy LGBT. And my guest is Sir Peter Westmacott, the British Ambassador to the United States. God I hope he brought a translator.”
“The 2012 London Olympic Games start tomorrow. Although with the time difference, it could be the day after tomorrow… or last week. The point is, I am, will be, or have been thrilled.”
“For many, the games are about watching world-class feats of athleticism. But for me, it’s all about hearing them. The crack of the bat, the swish of the three-pointer, the thud of my interest in soccer.”
“Hey, buddy. Utah is not in the middle of nowhere. It’s in the northwest corner of nowhere. Get your geography straight, Doctor Who.”
“No surprise Chick-fil-A supports traditional marriage. Unlike KFC’s Double Down. Two chicken breasts rubbing up against each other? That is nothing but a lesbian fantasy snack.”
“That’s right folks, if you like Santorum, you’ll love Chick-fil-A sauce. It’s a frothy mix of sweet and spicy.”
July 26, 2012 — Sir Peter Westmacott
EPISODE NUMBER: 8128 (July 26, 2012)
GUEST: Sir Peter Westmacott
SEGMENTS: Sport Report – Olympic Sound Effects & Village Sex | Mitt Romney’s London Olympics Blunder | Chick-Fil-A’s Anti-Gay Marriage Announcement | Sign Off – Colbert Nation Twins
SUIT REPORT: Black pinstripe suit | White shirt | Yellow tie with blue and white stripeys
GUEST SUIT REPORT: Red socks are cool.
VIDEOS: Thursday, July 26, 2012
“Tonight! The Olympics are coming. I’m as excited as a 12-year-old Chinese gymnast pretending to be 16. Then, the culture wars come to fast food. From now on, Dairy Queen is Dairy LGBT. And my guest is Sir Peter Westmacott, the British Ambassador to the United States. God I hope he brought a translator.”
“The 2012 London Olympic Games start tomorrow. Although with the time difference, it could be the day after tomorrow… or last week. The point is, I am, will be, or have been thrilled.”
“For many, the games are about watching world-class feats of athleticism. But for me, it’s all about hearing them. The crack of the bat, the swish of the three-pointer, the thud of my interest in soccer.”
“Hey, buddy. Utah is not in the middle of nowhere. It’s in the northwest corner of nowhere. Get your geography straight, Doctor Who.”
“No surprise Chick-fil-A supports traditional marriage. Unlike KFC’s Double Down. Two chicken breasts rubbing up against each other? That is nothing but a lesbian fantasy snack.”
“That’s right folks, if you like Santorum, you’ll love Chick-fil-A sauce. It’s a frothy mix of sweet and spicy.”