June 10, 2013 – Dan Savage

EPISODE NUMBER: 9113 (June 10, 2013)
GUESTS: Dan Savage | Omer Taspinar
SEGMENTS: Edward Snowden’s NSA Leaks | The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week – Turkey | The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week – Turkey – Omer Taspinar | Cold War Update – Nuclear Launch Careers | Sign Off – The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week Booth
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Purple Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Monday June 10, 2013

Edward Snowden’s NSA Leaks

Well that’s smart, you gotta get your resume out there, because I think you are about to get a pick slip from the sky.

Folks, Snowden’s got the program all wrong. According to director of National Intelligence *clap clap – lights out* Sorry, sorry James Clapper.

Just like the AcuVibe soft touch massager is for neck cramps, and cannot be used to intentionally target anywhere else.

I do find it suspicious that on the same day this guy [Edward Snowden] flees to Hong Kong, this guy [Jon Stewart] flees to Jordan to direct a serious movie. Yeah, that’s believable. And who’s his replacement, a foreigner. NSA you’re going to want to keep an eye on this guy, cause he is suspicious and very talented.

The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week – Turkey

That took way longer than it was supposed to! – Turkey!

That is the worst mall related violence since every Black Friday sale.

But in 2003 that all changed with the election of autocratic anagram Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week – Turkey – Omer Taspinar

SC: They [Turkey] have a democracy there?
OT: It is, probably.

Interview – Dan Savage

SC: You’re not as married as I am, because I’m married to a lady. There’s a name for it. It’s called ‘marriage’. Perhaps you’ve heard of it.
DS: My marriage is just as marriage as your marriage is.
SC: No, no ’cause you’re married to a guy. And, no – don’t you dare clap.

SC: Gay marriage is like two magnets. You’ve got two positive ends and it does this king of thing …
DS: You turn one of those magnets around and it fits right in.
SC: *laughs* If you’re gonna make everything about sex Dan …

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