The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of June, 2009.
Episode 5072: Monday, June 1, 2009 – Byron Dorgan | Jeffrey Toobin
Intro – 6/01/09 | Guns in National Parks | Supreme Court Press | Sonia Sotomayor’s Nomination – Jeffrey Toobin (Author – “The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court”) | Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? – United Arab Emirates | Byron Dorgan (United States Senator from North Dakota) | Dance for Stephen
Episode 5073: Tuesday, June 2, 2009 – Katty Kay
Featured: Jim Moran Intro – 6/2/09 | Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions | Cheating Death – Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah’s Crazy Talk | Jim Moran vs. Viagra | Katty Kay (BBC Correspondent and Author – “Womenomics”) | Best Audience of the Night
Episode 5074: Wednesday, June 3, 2009 – Eric Schlosser
Intro – 6/3/09 | We Have a Death Star! | The Word – I Do, You Don’t | Tip/Wag – 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM | Eric Schlosser (Author – “Fast Food Nation and Chew On This”) | Sign Off – “The Hollow Men”
Episode 5075: Thursday, June 4, 2009 – Dag Soderberg | David Byrne
Intro – 6/4/09 | Wikipedia Bans Scientologists | The Word – Just Don’t Do It | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – External Lungs | Dag Soderberg (Publisher – “Bible Illuminated: The Book”) | David Byrne – “One Fine Day” “Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando”
Episode 5076: Monday, June 8, 2009 – Ray Odierno
Special Guest(s): President Barack Obama | John McCain
Featuring: Sgt. First Class Demetrius Chantz
Operation Iraqi Stephen – Mysterious Trip | Operation Iraqi Stephen – John McCain | The Word – Why Are You Here? | Stephen Strong – Army of Me – Basic Training Pt. 1 | Obama Orders Stephen’s Haircut – Ray Odierno (Commanding General, Multi-National Force—Iraq) | Sign Off – New Haircut
Episode 5077: Tuesday, June 9, 2009 – Specialist Tareq Salha | Sgt. Robin Balcom
Special Guest(s): Bill Clinton
Featuring: Sgt. First Class Demetrius Chantz
Operation Iraqi Stephen – S.H. | Operation Iraqi Stephen – Bill Clinton & AMP Energy | Stephen Strong – Army of Me – Basic Training Pt. 2 | Formidable Opponent – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell | Specialist Tareq Salha and Sgt. Robin Balcom | Sign Off – Hi, Stephen’s Mom
Episode 5078: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 – Lt. Gen. Charles H. Jacoby Jr. | Barham Saleh
Special Guest(s): Tom Hanks
Exclusive(s): Operation Iraqi Stephen – Tom Hanks Care Package Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Operation Iraqi Stephen – Stephen’s Spider Hole | Admiral Crunch | Better Know a Cradle of Civilization – Barham Saleh (Deputy Prime Minister, Iraq) | Lt. Gen. Charles H. Jacoby Jr. (Commanding General, Multi-National Corps – Iraq, US Forces in Iraq) | Sign Off – Head Rub | Operation Iraqi Stephen – Tom Hanks Care Package
Episode 5079: Thursday, June 11, 2009 – Cmd. Sgt. Frank A. Grippe
Golf Club & George W. Bush’s Greeting | Fallback Position – Air Force Thunderbirds | Tip/Wag – Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR | Cmd. Sgt. Frank A. Grippe (Command Sergent Major of Multi-National Corps – Iraq) | Sign Off – Honey, I’m Coming Home
Episode 5080: Monday, June 15, 2009 – Austan Goolsbee Intro – 6/15/09 | Warm Memories of Iraq | Stephen’s Sound Advice – How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob | Car Shout – GM & Chrysler | Austan Goolsbee Member of the President Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers) | Sign Off – Driving for the Last 10 Minutes
Episode 5081: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 – Jim Rogers | Karim Sadjadpour
Intro – 6/16/09 | Croatia’s Biggest Jeans World Record | Teh-Runoff | Teh-Runoff – Karim Sadjadpour (Scholar at the Carnegie Endowment) | Balls for Kidz – Carnivals Encore | Jim Rogers (CEO of Duke Energy and Clean Coal Advocate) | Goodnight
Episode 5082: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 – Joshua Micah Marshall
Intro – 6/17/09 | Stephen’s Positive Obama Coverage | Murder in the White House – Fly Widow Interview | The Word – Bohemian Grove | Alpha Dog of the Week – Silvio Berlusconi | Joshua Micah Marshall (Founder of Talking Points Memo) | Sign Off – Aloha, Idaho
Episode 5083: Thursday, June 18, 2009 – Paul Muldoon
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum Intro – 6/18/09 | Murder in the White House – Jeff Goldblum (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | ThreatDown – Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby | Bears & Balls – Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids | Paul Muldoon (Poet – “Plan B”) | Sign Off – Law & Order Preview
Episode 5084: Monday, June 22, 2009 – Simon Schama
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum
Featuring: Mark Shuey Intro – 6/22/09 | Zicam Recall | The Smell of Freedom – Jeff Goldblum (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | The Enemy Within – Cane Fu | Simon Schama (Author – “The American Future”) | Sign Off – Stephen Suffers, Too
Episode 5085: Tuesday, June 23, 2009 – David Kilcullen | Howard Dean
Barack Obama’s Response to Iran | America’s Health Plan-Demic | America’s Health Plan-Demic – Howard Dean (Former Chairman of the Democratic National Committee) | Governor Alert – The Search for Mark Sanford | David Kilcullen (Counterinsurgency Consultant) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 5086: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 – Matthew Crawford
Intro – 6/24/09 | Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting | Sport Report – Soccer, Tennis & Brett Favre | Matthew Crawford (Author – “Shop Class As Soulcraft”) | Sign Off – Random GPS Coordinate Lottery
Episode 5087: Thursday, June 25, 2009 – Jim Fouratt
Intro – 6/25/09 | Gay Demon on the Loose | The Word – Stonewalling | Commonsense Health Care Reform Infomercial | Jim Fouratt (Journalist and Gay Activist) | Sign Off – One Breath
Episode 5088: Monday, June 29, 2009 – Neil deGrasse Tyson | Cheap Trick
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum Michael Jackson’s Media Attention | The Word – Noncensus | Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | Neil deGrasse Tyson (Host – “NOVA Science NOW”) | Cheap Trick – “Sick Man of Europe”
Episode 5089: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 – Kevin Mattson | Alexi Lalas
Intro – 6/30/09 | Al Franken Finally Declared Senator | 4th of July Under Attack | Is It Time To Care About Soccer? | Is It Time to Care About Soccer? – Alexi Lalas (Former American Soccer Player) | Kevin Mattson (Author – “What the Heck Are You Up To, Mr. President?”) | Sign Off – Farewell, David Souter
June 2009
The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of June, 2009.
Episode 5072: Monday, June 1, 2009 – Byron Dorgan | Jeffrey Toobin
Intro – 6/01/09 | Guns in National Parks | Supreme Court Press | Sonia Sotomayor’s Nomination – Jeffrey Toobin (Author – “The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court”) | Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? – United Arab Emirates | Byron Dorgan (United States Senator from North Dakota) | Dance for Stephen
Episode 5073: Tuesday, June 2, 2009 – Katty Kay
Featured: Jim Moran Intro – 6/2/09 | Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions | Cheating Death – Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah’s Crazy Talk | Jim Moran vs. Viagra | Katty Kay (BBC Correspondent and Author – “Womenomics”) | Best Audience of the Night
Episode 5074: Wednesday, June 3, 2009 – Eric Schlosser
Intro – 6/3/09 | We Have a Death Star! | The Word – I Do, You Don’t | Tip/Wag – 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM | Eric Schlosser (Author – “Fast Food Nation and Chew On This”) | Sign Off – “The Hollow Men”
Episode 5075: Thursday, June 4, 2009 – Dag Soderberg | David Byrne
Intro – 6/4/09 | Wikipedia Bans Scientologists | The Word – Just Don’t Do It | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – External Lungs | Dag Soderberg (Publisher – “Bible Illuminated: The Book”) | David Byrne – “One Fine Day” “Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando”
Episode 5076: Monday, June 8, 2009 – Ray Odierno
Special Guest(s): President Barack Obama | John McCain
Featuring: Sgt. First Class Demetrius Chantz
Operation Iraqi Stephen – Mysterious Trip | Operation Iraqi Stephen – John McCain | The Word – Why Are You Here? | Stephen Strong – Army of Me – Basic Training Pt. 1 | Obama Orders Stephen’s Haircut – Ray Odierno (Commanding General, Multi-National Force—Iraq) | Sign Off – New Haircut
Episode 5077: Tuesday, June 9, 2009 – Specialist Tareq Salha | Sgt. Robin Balcom
Special Guest(s): Bill Clinton
Featuring: Sgt. First Class Demetrius Chantz
Operation Iraqi Stephen – S.H. | Operation Iraqi Stephen – Bill Clinton & AMP Energy | Stephen Strong – Army of Me – Basic Training Pt. 2 | Formidable Opponent – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell | Specialist Tareq Salha and Sgt. Robin Balcom | Sign Off – Hi, Stephen’s Mom
Episode 5078: Wednesday, June 10, 2009 – Lt. Gen. Charles H. Jacoby Jr. | Barham Saleh
Special Guest(s): Tom Hanks
Exclusive(s): Operation Iraqi Stephen – Tom Hanks Care Package Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Operation Iraqi Stephen – Stephen’s Spider Hole | Admiral Crunch | Better Know a Cradle of Civilization – Barham Saleh (Deputy Prime Minister, Iraq) | Lt. Gen. Charles H. Jacoby Jr. (Commanding General, Multi-National Corps – Iraq, US Forces in Iraq) | Sign Off – Head Rub | Operation Iraqi Stephen – Tom Hanks Care Package
Episode 5079: Thursday, June 11, 2009 – Cmd. Sgt. Frank A. Grippe
Golf Club & George W. Bush’s Greeting | Fallback Position – Air Force Thunderbirds | Tip/Wag – Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR | Cmd. Sgt. Frank A. Grippe (Command Sergent Major of Multi-National Corps – Iraq) | Sign Off – Honey, I’m Coming Home
Episode 5080: Monday, June 15, 2009 – Austan Goolsbee Intro – 6/15/09 | Warm Memories of Iraq | Stephen’s Sound Advice – How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob | Car Shout – GM & Chrysler | Austan Goolsbee Member of the President Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers) | Sign Off – Driving for the Last 10 Minutes
Episode 5081: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 – Jim Rogers | Karim Sadjadpour
Intro – 6/16/09 | Croatia’s Biggest Jeans World Record | Teh-Runoff | Teh-Runoff – Karim Sadjadpour (Scholar at the Carnegie Endowment) | Balls for Kidz – Carnivals Encore | Jim Rogers (CEO of Duke Energy and Clean Coal Advocate) | Goodnight
Episode 5082: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 – Joshua Micah Marshall
Intro – 6/17/09 | Stephen’s Positive Obama Coverage | Murder in the White House – Fly Widow Interview | The Word – Bohemian Grove | Alpha Dog of the Week – Silvio Berlusconi | Joshua Micah Marshall (Founder of Talking Points Memo) | Sign Off – Aloha, Idaho
Episode 5083: Thursday, June 18, 2009 – Paul Muldoon
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum Intro – 6/18/09 | Murder in the White House – Jeff Goldblum (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | ThreatDown – Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby | Bears & Balls – Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids | Paul Muldoon (Poet – “Plan B”) | Sign Off – Law & Order Preview
Episode 5084: Monday, June 22, 2009 – Simon Schama
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum
Featuring: Mark Shuey Intro – 6/22/09 | Zicam Recall | The Smell of Freedom – Jeff Goldblum (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | The Enemy Within – Cane Fu | Simon Schama (Author – “The American Future”) | Sign Off – Stephen Suffers, Too
Episode 5085: Tuesday, June 23, 2009 – David Kilcullen | Howard Dean
Barack Obama’s Response to Iran | America’s Health Plan-Demic | America’s Health Plan-Demic – Howard Dean (Former Chairman of the Democratic National Committee) | Governor Alert – The Search for Mark Sanford | David Kilcullen (Counterinsurgency Consultant) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 5086: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 – Matthew Crawford
Intro – 6/24/09 | Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting | Sport Report – Soccer, Tennis & Brett Favre | Matthew Crawford (Author – “Shop Class As Soulcraft”) | Sign Off – Random GPS Coordinate Lottery
Episode 5087: Thursday, June 25, 2009 – Jim Fouratt
Intro – 6/25/09 | Gay Demon on the Loose | The Word – Stonewalling | Commonsense Health Care Reform Infomercial | Jim Fouratt (Journalist and Gay Activist) | Sign Off – One Breath
Episode 5088: Monday, June 29, 2009 – Neil deGrasse Tyson | Cheap Trick
Special Guest(s): Jeff Goldblum Michael Jackson’s Media Attention | The Word – Noncensus | Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed (Actor – “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”) | Neil deGrasse Tyson (Host – “NOVA Science NOW”) | Cheap Trick – “Sick Man of Europe”
Episode 5089: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 – Kevin Mattson | Alexi Lalas
Intro – 6/30/09 | Al Franken Finally Declared Senator | 4th of July Under Attack | Is It Time To Care About Soccer? | Is It Time to Care About Soccer? – Alexi Lalas (Former American Soccer Player) | Kevin Mattson (Author – “What the Heck Are You Up To, Mr. President?”) | Sign Off – Farewell, David Souter