The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2009.
Episode 5029: Monday, March 2, 2009 – David Byrne
Cameo: Tim Meadows (as P.K. Winsome) Snow in the Studio | P.K. Winsome – Defective Obama Collectibles | Conservative Rap Battle – Michael Steele Gets Served | David Byrne (Album – “Everything That Happens Will Happen Today”) | David Byrne – “Life is Long”
Episode 5030: Tuesday, March 3, 2009 – Mark Bittman
Intro – 3/3/09 | Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak | The Word – Share the Wealth | Guns for Roses | Space Module: Colbert – Name NASA’s Node 3 After Stephen | Mark Bittman (Author – “Food Matters”) | The Murderer Was Derek
Episode 5031: Wednesday, March 4, 2009 – Carl Wilson | Jack Jacobs | Stephen Moore
Intro – 3/4/09 | Space Module: Colbert – Scientology’s New Galactic Overlord | Doom Bunker – Glenn Beck’s “War Room” | Doom Bunker – Jack Jacobs (Military Analyst for NBC/MSNBC) and Stephen Moore (Writer – “The Wall Street Journal”) | Carl Wilson (Author – “Let’s Talk About Love”) | Goodnight
Episode 5032: Thursday, March 5, 2009 – Steven Johnson | Jim Cramer
Intro – 3/5/09 | Obama’s Swing Set | Market Psychology – Jim Cramer (Economic Pundit and Host – “Mad Money”) | Tip/Wag – Rush Limbaugh | Steven Johnson (Author – “The Invention of Air”) | Leave You Wanting More
Episode 5033: Monday, March 9, 2009 – Lisa Hannigan | Cynthia Lummis
Intro – 3/9/09 | New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz | The Word – Locked and Loathed | Better Know a District – Wyoming’s At-Large – Cynthia Lummis | Lisa Hannigan (Album – “Sea Sew”) | Lisa Hannigan – “I Don’t Know” | Sleep Tight, Abraham
Episode 5034: Tuesday, March 10, 2009 – Jay Keasling | William Gerstenmaier
Intro – 3/10/09 | Conservative Rap Battle – Droppin’ Science on Michael Steele | Space Module: Colbert – William Gerstenmaier (Associate Administrator for Space Operations, NASA) | Coffee-Induced Hallucinations | Jay Keasling (Professor of Chemical Engineering and Bioengineering at the University of California, Berkeley) | Sick Three-Way
Episode 5035: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 – Howard Fineman
Intro – 3/11/09 | Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow | The Word – Rand Illusion | Cheating Death – Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health | Howard Fineman (Chief Political Correspondent – “Newsweek”) | Stephen’s Encore
Episode 5036: Thursday, March 12, 2009 – Pete Singer | Simon Johnson
Intro – 3/12/09 | Mahmoud’s Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal | It Could Be Worse – Simon Johnson (Professor of Entrepreneurship, MIT) | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Barreleye Fish | Peter Singer (Professor of Bioethics, Princeton University) | Goodnight
Episode 5037: Monday, March 16, 2009 – Neil Gaiman | Jonathan Chait | Mark Sanford
Intro – 3/16/09 | Stephen’s Angry Mob Will Crush AIG | The New Deal – Jonathan Chait (Senior Editor – “The New Republic”) | Better Know a Governor – Mark Sanford Update | Neil Gaiman (Author – “The Graveyard Book”) | Stephen Wants to Hug You
Episode 5038: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 – David Grann
Intro – 3/17/09 | Shout Out – The Colbert Report Overseas | Colbert Aluminum – Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth | World of Nahlej – Shmeat | David Grann (Author – “The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon”) | Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Episode 5039: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 – Juan Cole
Intro – 3/18/09 | Predator X Discovery | The Word – Keeping Our Heads | Tip/Wag – Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy | Juan Cole (Professor of History, University of Michigan and Author – “Engaging the Muslim World”) | Sam’s Club Time
Episode 5040: Thursday, March 19, 2009 – John McCardell
Intro – 3/19/09 | Bill Posey Alligator Rumors | Conservative Rap Battle – Michael Steele’s Response | When Animals Attack Our Morals – Chimps, Lizards & Spiders | John McCardell (Professor of History, Middlebury College) | Space Module: Colbert – Vote Now
Episode 5041: Monday, March 30, 2009 – Derrick Pitts
Intro – 3/30/09 | Violence in Mexico | Me Time – American Narcissism | Me Time – Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder (Contributor – “Slate” Magazine) | Space Module: Colbert – Democracy in Orbit | Derrick Pitts (Astronomer) | 30 Minute Applause
Episode 5042: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 – David Plotz | John Sturm
Intro – 3/31/09 | Obama’s Epic Dog Quest | The 10.31 Project | Better Know a Lobby – Newspaper Association of America | David Plotz (Editor – “Slate”) | Sudoku Answers
March 2009
The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of March, 2009.
Episode 5029: Monday, March 2, 2009 – David Byrne
Cameo: Tim Meadows (as P.K. Winsome) Snow in the Studio | P.K. Winsome – Defective Obama Collectibles | Conservative Rap Battle – Michael Steele Gets Served | David Byrne (Album – “Everything That Happens Will Happen Today”) | David Byrne – “Life is Long”
Episode 5030: Tuesday, March 3, 2009 – Mark Bittman
Intro – 3/3/09 | Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak | The Word – Share the Wealth | Guns for Roses | Space Module: Colbert – Name NASA’s Node 3 After Stephen | Mark Bittman (Author – “Food Matters”) | The Murderer Was Derek
Episode 5031: Wednesday, March 4, 2009 – Carl Wilson | Jack Jacobs | Stephen Moore
Intro – 3/4/09 | Space Module: Colbert – Scientology’s New Galactic Overlord | Doom Bunker – Glenn Beck’s “War Room” | Doom Bunker – Jack Jacobs (Military Analyst for NBC/MSNBC) and Stephen Moore (Writer – “The Wall Street Journal”) | Carl Wilson (Author – “Let’s Talk About Love”) | Goodnight
Episode 5032: Thursday, March 5, 2009 – Steven Johnson | Jim Cramer
Intro – 3/5/09 | Obama’s Swing Set | Market Psychology – Jim Cramer (Economic Pundit and Host – “Mad Money”) | Tip/Wag – Rush Limbaugh | Steven Johnson (Author – “The Invention of Air”) | Leave You Wanting More
Episode 5033: Monday, March 9, 2009 – Lisa Hannigan | Cynthia Lummis
Intro – 3/9/09 | New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz | The Word – Locked and Loathed | Better Know a District – Wyoming’s At-Large – Cynthia Lummis | Lisa Hannigan (Album – “Sea Sew”) | Lisa Hannigan – “I Don’t Know” | Sleep Tight, Abraham
Episode 5034: Tuesday, March 10, 2009 – Jay Keasling | William Gerstenmaier
Intro – 3/10/09 | Conservative Rap Battle – Droppin’ Science on Michael Steele | Space Module: Colbert – William Gerstenmaier (Associate Administrator for Space Operations, NASA) | Coffee-Induced Hallucinations | Jay Keasling (Professor of Chemical Engineering and Bioengineering at the University of California, Berkeley) | Sick Three-Way
Episode 5035: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 – Howard Fineman
Intro – 3/11/09 | Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow | The Word – Rand Illusion | Cheating Death – Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health | Howard Fineman (Chief Political Correspondent – “Newsweek”) | Stephen’s Encore
Episode 5036: Thursday, March 12, 2009 – Pete Singer | Simon Johnson
Intro – 3/12/09 | Mahmoud’s Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal | It Could Be Worse – Simon Johnson (Professor of Entrepreneurship, MIT) | Craziest F#?king Thing I’ve Ever Heard – Barreleye Fish | Peter Singer (Professor of Bioethics, Princeton University) | Goodnight
Episode 5037: Monday, March 16, 2009 – Neil Gaiman | Jonathan Chait | Mark Sanford
Intro – 3/16/09 | Stephen’s Angry Mob Will Crush AIG | The New Deal – Jonathan Chait (Senior Editor – “The New Republic”) | Better Know a Governor – Mark Sanford Update | Neil Gaiman (Author – “The Graveyard Book”) | Stephen Wants to Hug You
Episode 5038: Tuesday, March 17, 2009 – David Grann
Intro – 3/17/09 | Shout Out – The Colbert Report Overseas | Colbert Aluminum – Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth | World of Nahlej – Shmeat | David Grann (Author – “The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon”) | Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Episode 5039: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 – Juan Cole
Intro – 3/18/09 | Predator X Discovery | The Word – Keeping Our Heads | Tip/Wag – Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy | Juan Cole (Professor of History, University of Michigan and Author – “Engaging the Muslim World”) | Sam’s Club Time
Episode 5040: Thursday, March 19, 2009 – John McCardell
Intro – 3/19/09 | Bill Posey Alligator Rumors | Conservative Rap Battle – Michael Steele’s Response | When Animals Attack Our Morals – Chimps, Lizards & Spiders | John McCardell (Professor of History, Middlebury College) | Space Module: Colbert – Vote Now
Episode 5041: Monday, March 30, 2009 – Derrick Pitts
Intro – 3/30/09 | Violence in Mexico | Me Time – American Narcissism | Me Time – Emily Yoffe on Narcissistic Personality Disorder (Contributor – “Slate” Magazine) | Space Module: Colbert – Democracy in Orbit | Derrick Pitts (Astronomer) | 30 Minute Applause
Episode 5042: Tuesday, March 31, 2009 – David Plotz | John Sturm
Intro – 3/31/09 | Obama’s Epic Dog Quest | The 10.31 Project | Better Know a Lobby – Newspaper Association of America | David Plotz (Editor – “Slate”) | Sudoku Answers