EPISODE NUMBER: 9073 (March 7, 2013)
GUESTS: John Sexton
STAFF CAMEO: Paul Dinello (as Dougie St. James)
SEGMENTS: Rand Paul’s Filibuster | North Korea’s Armistice Breach & “We Are the World” Propaganda Video | The Bachelor | Sign Off – Land of Romance
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | White Shirt | Blue Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, March 7, 2013
Yes. Talking, and talking, and talking to fill hours of empty time. It’s the news story Cable was born to cover.
Yes, but only under extraordinary circumstances. Like an endless war with a faceless enemy fought by remote control flying kill bots. I mean, how often does that happen?
Do you hear that drones? Stephen love you. Stephen strong, Stephen good friend.
And you know North Korea mean business. They’ve already wiped East and West Korea of the map.
*paper-cut*
The video depicts a man dreaming of a North Korean rocket nuking New York City, all set to ‘We Are the World’.
Now I’m not actually sure if I am going to be able to fall asleep … zzzzzzzzzzz
Ahhh shut up. Shut up you stupid boring news. Look ah, I’m not gonna ah lie to you folks. Old Stephen C is tired. This is my last show before a two week break and I am barely holding it together so cards on the table I could give two **** about the news right now.
What’s with Sean being a ‘born again virgin’? I’m sorry once you’ve done it, you’ve done it. You can’t re-pop the cap on a stanpple.
After seeing this, are you telling me I can rake in 9 millions viewers just by starring at a couple of people for a whole minute?
SC: John Sexton will you be my guest?
JS: Oh yes.
PD: What about all that stuff you said to me in the ‘Fantasy Suite’?
SC: *mouths* I’m sorry.
PD: I deserve happiness to!
JS: God, like baseball is timeless.
SC: Baseball feels timeless.
March 7, 2013 – John Sexton
GUESTS: John Sexton
STAFF CAMEO: Paul Dinello (as Dougie St. James)
SEGMENTS: Rand Paul’s Filibuster | North Korea’s Armistice Breach & “We Are the World” Propaganda Video | The Bachelor | Sign Off – Land of Romance
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | White Shirt | Blue Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, March 7, 2013
Yes. Talking, and talking, and talking to fill hours of empty time. It’s the news story Cable was born to cover.
Yes, but only under extraordinary circumstances. Like an endless war with a faceless enemy fought by remote control flying kill bots. I mean, how often does that happen?
Do you hear that drones? Stephen love you. Stephen strong, Stephen good friend.
And you know North Korea mean business. They’ve already wiped East and West Korea of the map.
*paper-cut*
The video depicts a man dreaming of a North Korean rocket nuking New York City, all set to ‘We Are the World’.
Now I’m not actually sure if I am going to be able to fall asleep … zzzzzzzzzzz
Ahhh shut up. Shut up you stupid boring news. Look ah, I’m not gonna ah lie to you folks. Old Stephen C is tired. This is my last show before a two week break and I am barely holding it together so cards on the table I could give two **** about the news right now.
What’s with Sean being a ‘born again virgin’? I’m sorry once you’ve done it, you’ve done it. You can’t re-pop the cap on a stanpple.
After seeing this, are you telling me I can rake in 9 millions viewers just by starring at a couple of people for a whole minute?
SC: John Sexton will you be my guest?
JS: Oh yes.
PD: What about all that stuff you said to me in the ‘Fantasy Suite’?
SC: *mouths* I’m sorry.
PD: I deserve happiness to!
JS: God, like baseball is timeless.
SC: Baseball feels timeless.