EPISODE NUMBER: 9095 (May 1, 2013)
GUEST: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
SEGMENTS: Over-the-Counter Plan B | Background Check Backlash | The Word – N.R.A.-vana | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Same Love” | Sign Off – “The Heist”
EXCLUSIVE: “Can’t Hold Us”
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Navy/Purple Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, May 1st, 2013
Now I never trusted these clowns [FDA]. Who are they to tell me how many Flintstones vitamins I can eat. I say it’s a great breakfast cereal. And because it already contains so much calcium, I can use soda instead of milk.
Well Nation, today they proved that FDA really stands for the ‘Fornication Distribution Agenda’.
Oh so they’re handing out hussy pills to 15-year-old girls like chiclets, but I still need to show my passport and provide a DNA sample to buy some damn Sudafed. How am I supposed to make my meth?
For more on this scandal, we turn to America’s foremost experts on young women’s reproductive health, conservative men in their 60′s.
These days, every time you turn on the news, there’s another heartbreaking story about victims of gun violence targeting innocent members of Congress. It has to end. And I know I’m not gonna win any awards for saying that. Unless the NRA gives out awards. They do? Oh! It’s a seat in the Senate.
And made American’s wait thirty minutes after eating before firing a gun in a pool.
Is it over?
Not to mention ‘Nacho Reacharounds’, which incidentally is the worst Doritos flavour ever.
Oh, it is noted. Experiencing massive head trauma does not five you special insight. For instance, judging by his column, there’s something wrong with Kevin Williamson’s head.
Hey Newtown parents, stop making Rand Paul sad. He’s extremely sensitive … to his own feelings. I think, what Rand Paul reminds us here, is that grieving parents are not the real victims here, gun owners are.
I know the feeling. I’ll be like, at the plant store getting some mulch. One of the guys will say to me like, ‘Hey, aren’t you that guy who used to work for Jon Stewart?’ and I’m like, ‘Please, leave me alone’.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis perform ‘Same Love’.
May 1, 2013 — Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
EPISODE NUMBER: 9095 (May 1, 2013)
GUEST: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
SEGMENTS: Over-the-Counter Plan B | Background Check Backlash | The Word – N.R.A.-vana | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Same Love” | Sign Off – “The Heist”
EXCLUSIVE: “Can’t Hold Us”
SUIT REPORT: Dark Suit | Light Blue Shirt | Navy/Purple Stripped Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, May 1st, 2013
Now I never trusted these clowns [FDA]. Who are they to tell me how many Flintstones vitamins I can eat. I say it’s a great breakfast cereal. And because it already contains so much calcium, I can use soda instead of milk.
Well Nation, today they proved that FDA really stands for the ‘Fornication Distribution Agenda’.
Oh so they’re handing out hussy pills to 15-year-old girls like chiclets, but I still need to show my passport and provide a DNA sample to buy some damn Sudafed. How am I supposed to make my meth?
For more on this scandal, we turn to America’s foremost experts on young women’s reproductive health, conservative men in their 60′s.
These days, every time you turn on the news, there’s another heartbreaking story about victims of gun violence targeting innocent members of Congress. It has to end. And I know I’m not gonna win any awards for saying that. Unless the NRA gives out awards. They do? Oh! It’s a seat in the Senate.
And made American’s wait thirty minutes after eating before firing a gun in a pool.
Is it over?
Not to mention ‘Nacho Reacharounds’, which incidentally is the worst Doritos flavour ever.
Oh, it is noted. Experiencing massive head trauma does not five you special insight. For instance, judging by his column, there’s something wrong with Kevin Williamson’s head.
Hey Newtown parents, stop making Rand Paul sad. He’s extremely sensitive … to his own feelings. I think, what Rand Paul reminds us here, is that grieving parents are not the real victims here, gun owners are.
I know the feeling. I’ll be like, at the plant store getting some mulch. One of the guys will say to me like, ‘Hey, aren’t you that guy who used to work for Jon Stewart?’ and I’m like, ‘Please, leave me alone’.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis perform ‘Same Love’.