EPISODE NUMBER: 10108 (May 21, 2014)
GUESTS: Patrick Stewart
STAFF CAMEO: Opus Moreschi (Head of the Camel)
SEGMENTS: Tea Party Defeat in the GOP Primaries | Idaho’s Bizarre Gubernatorial Debate | MERS Virus in America | Patrick Stewart | Sign Off — Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Pale Blue Shirt | Purple Patterned Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, May 21, 2014
This episode definitely falls into The Colbert Report: After Dark category. Be still my fan girl beating heart!
As crazy as these images are, I think it just shows how much depth as a performer Stephen has. With little or nothing to work with, he can create so much passion and emotion. Sometimes I wonder if he did have more interaction with actual actors, what might happen. But they are not even needed! He is that good. We do know that Stephen is well versed in unconventional, um, moments of paramour.
Let us know your thoughts in the comments.
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Tea Party Defeat in the GOP Primaries
Stephen envisions Mitch McConnell’s primary victory celebration at headquarters.
- It is primary season, which, thanks to global warming, will soon be our last remaining season.
- And yesterday, Republican voters went to the polls in six states to choose which candidates used outside money to air the most commercials.
- No, the Tea party is not over any more than the Donner party is over.
- Oh yeah, you’re going to get it, Washington powers that be! I feel bad for whatever jerk has represented Kentucky for these past 30 years. If Mitch McConnell catches that guy, in say a mirror, it’s on.
Idaho’s Bizarre Gubernatorial Debate
- But the biggest primary was in the state of Idaho, also known as the pillow Montana uses to practice kissing on.
- That’s what you call a big tent. Because I’m pretty sure Walt Bayes lives in a tent made from the skin of a bear he fought for a gold nugget.
- Folks, when it comes to reassuring opening statements, that is right up there with “I know we just met, but I don’t have a human head in my freezer.”
Harlan Brown: “[The gay community] has true love for one another. [..] They love each other more than I love my motorcycle.”
- Then we heard from Walt Bayes, coming at you hot and hard like a vengeful backwoods Santa.
- Smart move, Walt, open with your criminal history. Get it out there before the lame stream media hits you with all those gotcha questions about shooting wolves.
- Admittedly that pulls at the heart strings. But as a conservative, I did not expect to hear pro gay sentiments from a burly man in a tiny leather hat and vest.
- Yeah! Who invited the normal guy? You got a cowboy, a curmudgeon, and an old coot. They were one construction worker away from breaking into the “YMCA.”
But Tea Party folks, the fight is not over. We still have the general election. And after watching that debate it is clear to me that the candidate Idaho needs is Fat Jack’s Old Lady. She has a message that resonates with America: [“Get this lunatic out of my cellar!”] That is the message that can defeat not just Governor Otter, but also Idaho’s democratic nominee, Potato With a Mustache.
MERS Virus in America
- I have some bad news. We are on the brink of an epidemic. If you’re not watching this show right now, it’s probably because you’re already dead. A dangerous new infectious is spreading across America, it’s called MERS, and it’s already infected our TV news.
“That’s right, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome has infiltrated American lungs. It’s micro-Sharia. Our cells could be the sleeper cells! “
- Showing no symptoms could be a symptom. So if you’re feeling great right now, it may be too late.
“They’re blaming camels. NOW people are going to associate Joe Camel with respiratory disease.”
- Nation, I’m taking that kind of risk. I’m afraid I’m going to have to break up with my camel, Camie.
- Cami and I met at a party last year, it was some time in very, very late October, it was the same night I met my good friends Batman and Sexy Pirate. But we’ve been inseparable ever since. Isn’t that right, Camie?
“Well, girl, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. You may want to sit down.” “No Camie, it’s not you. It’s me being deathly afraid of you.”
“And plus it’s just costing me too much anyways. I don’t why a camel needs to stay at the Ritz Carlton. In 2 different rooms…in fact Camie I am going to ask you for my credit card back.”
“Now go on, get out of here! We’ll be right back.”
Interview – Patrick Stewart
Stephen marvels at Patrick Stewart’s relatively unchanged appearance over 25 years. Stewart attributes this to “clean living.”
Stephen: If Patrick Stewart could send a message back to younger Patrick Stewart, what would you warn Patrick Stewart about Patrick Stewart’s future?
Patrick Stewart: I would go back and say “Patrick, cheer the f*ck up!”
May 21, 2014 — Patrick Stewart
EPISODE NUMBER: 10108 (May 21, 2014)
GUESTS: Patrick Stewart
STAFF CAMEO: Opus Moreschi (Head of the Camel)
SEGMENTS: Tea Party Defeat in the GOP Primaries | Idaho’s Bizarre Gubernatorial Debate | MERS Virus in America | Patrick Stewart | Sign Off — Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Pale Blue Shirt | Purple Patterned Tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, May 21, 2014
This episode definitely falls into The Colbert Report: After Dark category. Be still my fan girl beating heart!
As crazy as these images are, I think it just shows how much depth as a performer Stephen has. With little or nothing to work with, he can create so much passion and emotion. Sometimes I wonder if he did have more interaction with actual actors, what might happen. But they are not even needed! He is that good. We do know that Stephen is well versed in unconventional, um, moments of paramour.
Let us know your thoughts in the comments.
sandandglass | tumblr
Tea Party Defeat in the GOP Primaries
Stephen envisions Mitch McConnell’s primary victory celebration at headquarters.
Idaho’s Bizarre Gubernatorial Debate
Harlan Brown: “[The gay community] has true love for one another. [..] They love each other more than I love my motorcycle.”
MERS Virus in America
“That’s right, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome has infiltrated American lungs. It’s micro-Sharia. Our cells could be the sleeper cells! “
“They’re blaming camels. NOW people are going to associate Joe Camel with respiratory disease.”
“Well, girl, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. You may want to sit down.” “No Camie, it’s not you. It’s me being deathly afraid of you.”
“And plus it’s just costing me too much anyways. I don’t why a camel needs to stay at the Ritz Carlton. In 2 different rooms…in fact Camie I am going to ask you for my credit card back.”
“Now go on, get out of here! We’ll be right back.”
Interview – Patrick Stewart
Stephen marvels at Patrick Stewart’s relatively unchanged appearance over 25 years. Stewart attributes this to “clean living.”
Stephen: If Patrick Stewart could send a message back to younger Patrick Stewart, what would you warn Patrick Stewart about Patrick Stewart’s future?
Patrick Stewart: I would go back and say “Patrick, cheer the f*ck up!”