EPISODE NUMBER: 9018 (November 1, 2012)
GUESTS: David Byrne & St. Vincent
EXCLUSIVE: “Weekend in the Dust”
SEGMENTS: Hurricane Sandy Traffic Ordeal | Colbert Report: Tip/Wag – Constant Documentation & Billy Graham | David Byrne & St. Vincent – “Who” | Sign Off – American Red Cross – Hurricane Sandy Relief
SUIT REPORT: Dark pin stripped suit | Light blue shirt | Grey/blue stripped tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, October 31, 2012
And Joe Biden is using his teeth to illuminate Hoboken.
Mayor Bloomberg is only letting cars with three or more passengers cross the bridges and tunnels into Manhattan. And of course, normally it’s just me and my driver Hector. So, this morning I had to … *tears up* I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m sorry this is hard to get out. This morning, instead of going in, in Hector’s Audi A8L, with the heated leather seats, I had to … take the bus. Yes, a public bus, with the public in it. I couldn’t find the seat warmers, so I kept pulling on that string to call the stewardess, but no body came, they never even brought out the drink cart. I felt like Viggo Mortensen in ‘The Road’.
How hard is it to drain sea water from 20 miles of subway tunnels? Throw a few ShamWows down there, we have the technology. Please, God, please! Don’t make me go on that bus with those people again. They wear denim … everywhere.
At last. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been buying printer toner at Staples or pairing my socks and thought, ‘Why am I not capturing this on film?’ Moments gone forever.
If I had this a year ago, I could have captured the beginning and end of Tim Pawlenty’s campaign in two pictures.
I’m going to get Memoto’s for all of my friends and my family, so that they can capture the real action. Me.
Folks, the ‘Book of Mormon’ isn’t a special revelation. It’s Jesus fan fiction. Right after Jesus comes to America to preach to the Indians, he and Edward Cullen baptises Dumbledore.
David Byrne: We went to Brooklyn to take showers.
Stephen Colbert: I have a shower in my office if you guys want to go up there later.
St. Vincent: Can I borrow it?
Stephen Colbert: Sure. Why don’t all three of us? We’re all show business types, right? We’ll set up a webcam and raise money for victims.
November 1, 2012 — David Byrne & St. Vincent
EPISODE NUMBER: 9018 (November 1, 2012)
GUESTS: David Byrne & St. Vincent
EXCLUSIVE: “Weekend in the Dust”
SEGMENTS: Hurricane Sandy Traffic Ordeal | Colbert Report: Tip/Wag – Constant Documentation & Billy Graham | David Byrne & St. Vincent – “Who” | Sign Off – American Red Cross – Hurricane Sandy Relief
SUIT REPORT: Dark pin stripped suit | Light blue shirt | Grey/blue stripped tie
VIDEOS: Wednesday, October 31, 2012
And Joe Biden is using his teeth to illuminate Hoboken.
Mayor Bloomberg is only letting cars with three or more passengers cross the bridges and tunnels into Manhattan. And of course, normally it’s just me and my driver Hector. So, this morning I had to … *tears up* I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m sorry this is hard to get out. This morning, instead of going in, in Hector’s Audi A8L, with the heated leather seats, I had to … take the bus. Yes, a public bus, with the public in it. I couldn’t find the seat warmers, so I kept pulling on that string to call the stewardess, but no body came, they never even brought out the drink cart. I felt like Viggo Mortensen in ‘The Road’.
How hard is it to drain sea water from 20 miles of subway tunnels? Throw a few ShamWows down there, we have the technology. Please, God, please! Don’t make me go on that bus with those people again. They wear denim … everywhere.
At last. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been buying printer toner at Staples or pairing my socks and thought, ‘Why am I not capturing this on film?’ Moments gone forever.
If I had this a year ago, I could have captured the beginning and end of Tim Pawlenty’s campaign in two pictures.
I’m going to get Memoto’s for all of my friends and my family, so that they can capture the real action. Me.
Folks, the ‘Book of Mormon’ isn’t a special revelation. It’s Jesus fan fiction. Right after Jesus comes to America to preach to the Indians, he and Edward Cullen baptises Dumbledore.
David Byrne: We went to Brooklyn to take showers.
Stephen Colbert: I have a shower in my office if you guys want to go up there later.
St. Vincent: Can I borrow it?
Stephen Colbert: Sure. Why don’t all three of us? We’re all show business types, right? We’ll set up a webcam and raise money for victims.