EPISODE NUMBER: Season 1, Episode 46 (Tuesday, November 17, 2015)
GUESTS: Julianne Moore | Burt Reynolds | Public Image Ltd. | Cee-Lo Green
SEGMENTS: Monologue | May the Forced Marketing Integration Be With You | Julianne Moore | Start Getting Used to President Trump | Burt Reynolds | Public Image Ltd.
SUIT REPORT: Blue Suit | White Shirt | Burgundy Tie
Hello Hubsters! Welcome to a new Episode Guide! Last night’s show was filled with funny moments and amazing guests. We get to hear Stephen talk Trump and ‘Star Wars’. We also get some fantastic interviews, and a very interesting musical performance. Here it is Hubsters, may the guide be with you.
Monologue
Stephen entered the stage dancing along to the beat. He introduced himself as usual, but this time he let us know we were seeing the “miniature Stephen Colbert”.
- Welcome to ‘The Late Show’. I’m your host, a miniature Stephen Colbert that lives inside your t.v. When the t.v goes off , I’m still in there, I can see you, just like your Xbox. No judgement, except for that one thing you do, grow up.
Stephen was glad that the applause from the audience was sincere, because Stephen was afraid that robots have already started to take over. Robot technology is constantly progressing, and Stephen is afraid of robots taking over, even if it’s “Tickle Me Elmo”.
- I sincerely fear the eventual enslavement of the human race by the metal men. I know what you’re saying, oh they’d never do that, Teddy Ruxpin was my friend. No he wasn’t, and neither was Tickle Me Elmo. That was just putting a muppet face on our eventual cybernetic overlords. Just think about the name, Tickle Me Elmo? Why was it never Tickle You Elmo? Who’s really in control here, that sounds like a one sided relationship. Just get out of there.
In Japan they have created an A.I. robot that was able to pass their college entrance exam. Stephen says if the robots go to college, then we might not have to worry about them taking over, they will be too busy being in debt.
- Ok, so this thing’s going to college. The only silver lining is that there might be a chance now to avoid a robot uprising, because, after earning a bachelor of arts in medieval french literature the robots will not be able to enslave us. Because they will be too busy paying off their student loans.
Stephen then gave us his best “robot in student loan debt” impression
- (In a robot like voice) What was I thinking, I should have gone to law school. Can I get you a refill on that pepsi?
Before the band sent us off into a funksplosion, Stephen introduced the guest vocalist for the band that evening Mr. Cee-Lo Green. Cee-Lo and his formal track suit took a seat with the band, and the funksplosion began.
May the Forced Marketing Integration Be With You
Stephen started off by letting us know that there is more of the Bill Maher interview on the site. It might be Stephen’s favorite interview he has done on the show so far. Go to ‘The Late Show’ site, and check out the full uncut interview.
Stephen then moved on to talk about one of his favorite things, ‘Star Wars’. Stephen thinks it should be called ‘Stars War’, but he’s willing to let that go. Stephen tells us that because he is such a big fan, he buys any product that is ‘Star Wars’ related. He even showed us his 1970’s “Star Wars Luke Skywalker Belt Kit”, included with miniature Luke Skywalker carved soap, for all your bath belt needs. Stephen then showed us a ‘Star Wars’ integrated product that he was really excited to see, “Covergirl Star Wars addition makeup”. Looks like Stephen is right, the forced marketing integration is definitely strong with ‘Covergirl’.
Covergirl released their new three dark side looks and three light side looks, except for the fact that these products aren’t really new, they were sold before, just not in ‘Star Wars’ packaging. They are even available in all the ‘Star Wars’ themed colors, lilac, purple, and of course red.These products might not really be ‘Star Wars’ related, but Stephen had to collect them, because he is a serious fan.
- Now as a fan , I have collected all of the ‘Star Wars Covergirl’ makeup line. It’s got everything, even the much maligned the “Phantom mascara”, and “Jar Jar blush”.
Now Stephen tells us that he would never wear this makeup, but Darth Vader definitely would. Stephen puts on his Darth Vader helmet, and picks out a “Death Star” pink lip stick, and gives us his best Vader impression.
- (Vader Voice) Am I pretty now daddy? Daddy, am I pretty now?
Now that ‘Star Wars’ has integrated into the make up department, Stephen hopes that this means that there will be many more ‘Star Wars’ products. Stephen then introduces “Eggs : Star Wars Edition”.
- A long time ago in a galaxy far far way, there were eggs. Will you join the light side? Or will you be swayed by the dark side? Fulfill your destiny and fill your stomach for the battle of the galaxy is underway at your breakfast table. Featuring all of your favorites, like BB8, or did I mean BB egg. Yes I did. Oh look out BB, look out, here comes a Storm Trooper. No breakfast is complete without Luke Skywalker. Oh yes, will Luke stay on the light side? Or will he turn to the dark side? The choice is yours with ‘Star Wars eggs’. You can even reenact the destruction of the Death Star. Oh yes, let’s blow this thing and go home.
Use the Fork!
Interview- Julianne Moore
The talented and lovely Julianne Moore entered the stage. Julianne was on the show to promote ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2’. Stephen and Julianne talked about the film, the Oscars, and Julianne wanting to be in a Karate film in the future. The two also talked about what it’s like to be a red head.
Stephen: I’m gonna ask you a question, I’m not sure whether you’ve been asked before, but it means something to me, because it has something to do with my family. You’re like a ginger icon. When you think red head, you think Julianne Moore, beautiful, talented red head.
Moore: That’s nice, thank you, Thank you.
Stephen: How do you feel about the myth, or the rumors, that gingers have no soul?
Moore: (Laughs) I have complicated feelings about it. About being a red head in general. I mean, I think because people have expectations that somehow your hair has something to do with your personality. You’re feisty, or you’re sexy. It’s either one or the other.
Stephen: Which one would you rather be, Julianne Moore?
Moore: (Laughs) I don’t know.
Stephen: I read a study actually, because we have red heads in my family. They complain about studies like this, the no soul, or anything like that.
Moore: Or the pain one.
Stephen: Yeah, the pain one.
Moore: Red heads don’t feel pain, or can take more pain. I’m very tough. I am a very tough red head. I can take a lot of pain.
Julianne then put out her arm and told Stephen to go for it. Stephen declined, after all he’s a gentleman, and is not about to hit a lady. Stephen and Moore talked about growing up with siblings, and fighting with them. Stephen then mentioned Moore’s series of children’s books called “Freckleface Strawberry”, and of course Stephen has read all of them. Stephen and Julianne also talked about what they enjoy doing in their free time. They can both agree that cleaning out the closet is something they enjoy.
Stephen: What’s your idea of a fun weekend?
Moore: Going for a walk, or a bike ride, and going out to dinner or brunch, and maybe going to the movies.
Stephen: “Julianne Moore True Hollywood Stories”. I like cleaning the closet, that’s my favorite thing to do.
Moore: I do too!
Well Stephen won’t be cleaning the closet this weekend, as he assures Julianne that him and his family will definitely be seeing ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2’.
Start Getting Used To President Trump
Hey guys only 11 sexy firemen until the election, woooo! Stephen tells us the 2016 election is approaching faster than we think, and that the GOP isn’t so happy about Trump or Carson possibly being their official Republican candidate.
- That’s right Republicans are upset that Trump and Carson are still in the race. Especially Trump, they were sure that by now he would’ve left it for a younger campaign.
Stephen tells us that Republicans are so desperate to not have Trump or Carson, they are hoping Mr. Romney decides to jump in to campaign. But, from the looks of those news clips, he will not be saving the Republicans. Even though he’s in Stephen’s graphic, he was shortly replaced by a manilla envelope. If Republicans are going to try to still get Romney in the race they might want to do it quick, cause it will be over in the blink of an eye.
- Whoever the GOP tries to draft, they better do it fast. Because, according to a former Republican advisor: “You have Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, then Iowa and a week later, New Hampshire, and it’s going to be over in the blink of an eye.” The blink of an eye! And, Ben Carson is already half way through that blink. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! I don’t know how he did surgery. It must have been like Marco Polo. “Try to get the brain to yell, get the brain louder I can’t see it.”
Stephen says that with Thanksgiving coming up, people might not be worrying about the racist things a certain candidate says, but the racist things their drunk aunt might say at the table. Just get Aunt Rita another drink! If Trump does well in Iowa and New Hampshire, we all might be saying President Trump (Gag!) sooner than you think.
- I wanna help here. The GOP needs to stop panicking over the idea of Donald Trump as your candidate and embrace it. Instead of fighting the wave, learn to enjoy drowning. It’s gonna be okay, just take a deep breath of water , and say the words out loud, President Trump (Gag). Sorry, I threw up in my mouth there just a little bit. Well that’s not so bad, cows do that all the time.
Stephen instructs that the GOP practice saying this.
- Look here’s the thing, GOP practice it at home, cause Trump’s doing well, and it will help you prepare for when you start hearing sentences like: “Those who survived the disaster were consoled by a visit from President Trump.” Or, “Today the nuclear launch codes were handed over to President Trump.” Though come to think of it, you might hear those sentences in a different order. So trust me Republicans, the sooner you accept how well he’s doing, the sooner you can get started on his re election campaign.
Interview- Burt Reynolds
Stephen then talked to legendary actor Burt Reynolds. The two talked about Burt’s career, and how Burt had a good time in those days. Stephen was sure to watch what he said, cause he didn’t want to get punched by Reynolds, especially with the huge ring he had on. Stephen then looked at a few pictures from Reynolds’ career, and they talked about how Reynolds did most of his own stunts, and how he got in shape for certain roles.
Stephen: You had played ball, you played football. So you already knew what it was like to get in shape.
Reynolds: I liked to get in shape yes, but not now, because the body’s gone.
Stephen: You don’t want to pose for COSMO anymore?
Reynolds: I don’t want to pose for anything, except lying down.
Stephen: Well, if the interview goes too long, we will get you a cot.
The two also talked about how Reynolds did most of his own stunts. Stephen then mentioned how he thought his mom had a crush on Reynolds.
Stephen: I think my mom had a pretty big crush on you.
Reynolds: Yes?
Stephen: She used to always say, like you would be interviewed by Barbara Walters, she was like “Shhhh!, Burt is on.” She’s like “I like that Burt Reynolds he’s so funny, and he doesn’t seem to take himself seriously.”
Reynolds: I don’t.
Stephen: You don’t take yourself seriously?
Reynolds: No I don’t. Why should I?
Stephen and Reynolds also talked about how he was friends with Johnny Carson. Reynolds even hosted a few ‘Tonight Show’s’ back then. The two also talked about not being fearless. When Reynolds played football he used to get nervous and throw up before his big games, Stephen apologized as he did not throw up before the show tonight, although he did say that he was intimidated by Reynolds. Reynolds then complimented Stephen, and thinks that he’s doing great on the show.
Public Image Ltd.
There was lastly a very interesting performance by Public Image Ltd. They performed a song off their new album “What The World Needs Now”, which is now available to purchase.
That was the show hubsters! Be sure to let us know how you felt about the show down in the comment section below! Stay tuned for more Episode Guides this week. Thank’s for reading!
November 17, 2015 — Julianne Moore, Burt Reynolds, Public Image Ltd., Cee-Lo Green
EPISODE NUMBER: Season 1, Episode 46 (Tuesday, November 17, 2015)
GUESTS: Julianne Moore | Burt Reynolds | Public Image Ltd. | Cee-Lo Green
SEGMENTS: Monologue | May the Forced Marketing Integration Be With You | Julianne Moore | Start Getting Used to President Trump | Burt Reynolds | Public Image Ltd.
SUIT REPORT: Blue Suit | White Shirt | Burgundy Tie
Hello Hubsters! Welcome to a new Episode Guide! Last night’s show was filled with funny moments and amazing guests. We get to hear Stephen talk Trump and ‘Star Wars’. We also get some fantastic interviews, and a very interesting musical performance. Here it is Hubsters, may the guide be with you.
Stephen entered the stage dancing along to the beat. He introduced himself as usual, but this time he let us know we were seeing the “miniature Stephen Colbert”.
Stephen was glad that the applause from the audience was sincere, because Stephen was afraid that robots have already started to take over. Robot technology is constantly progressing, and Stephen is afraid of robots taking over, even if it’s “Tickle Me Elmo”.
In Japan they have created an A.I. robot that was able to pass their college entrance exam. Stephen says if the robots go to college, then we might not have to worry about them taking over, they will be too busy being in debt.
Stephen then gave us his best “robot in student loan debt” impression
Before the band sent us off into a funksplosion, Stephen introduced the guest vocalist for the band that evening Mr. Cee-Lo Green. Cee-Lo and his formal track suit took a seat with the band, and the funksplosion began.
Stephen started off by letting us know that there is more of the Bill Maher interview on the site. It might be Stephen’s favorite interview he has done on the show so far. Go to ‘The Late Show’ site, and check out the full uncut interview.
Stephen then moved on to talk about one of his favorite things, ‘Star Wars’. Stephen thinks it should be called ‘Stars War’, but he’s willing to let that go. Stephen tells us that because he is such a big fan, he buys any product that is ‘Star Wars’ related. He even showed us his 1970’s “Star Wars Luke Skywalker Belt Kit”, included with miniature Luke Skywalker carved soap, for all your bath belt needs. Stephen then showed us a ‘Star Wars’ integrated product that he was really excited to see, “Covergirl Star Wars addition makeup”. Looks like Stephen is right, the forced marketing integration is definitely strong with ‘Covergirl’.
Covergirl released their new three dark side looks and three light side looks, except for the fact that these products aren’t really new, they were sold before, just not in ‘Star Wars’ packaging. They are even available in all the ‘Star Wars’ themed colors, lilac, purple, and of course red.These products might not really be ‘Star Wars’ related, but Stephen had to collect them, because he is a serious fan.
Now Stephen tells us that he would never wear this makeup, but Darth Vader definitely would. Stephen puts on his Darth Vader helmet, and picks out a “Death Star” pink lip stick, and gives us his best Vader impression.
Now that ‘Star Wars’ has integrated into the make up department, Stephen hopes that this means that there will be many more ‘Star Wars’ products. Stephen then introduces “Eggs : Star Wars Edition”.
Use the Fork!
The talented and lovely Julianne Moore entered the stage. Julianne was on the show to promote ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2’. Stephen and Julianne talked about the film, the Oscars, and Julianne wanting to be in a Karate film in the future. The two also talked about what it’s like to be a red head.
Stephen: I’m gonna ask you a question, I’m not sure whether you’ve been asked before, but it means something to me, because it has something to do with my family. You’re like a ginger icon. When you think red head, you think Julianne Moore, beautiful, talented red head.
Moore: That’s nice, thank you, Thank you.
Stephen: How do you feel about the myth, or the rumors, that gingers have no soul?
Moore: (Laughs) I have complicated feelings about it. About being a red head in general. I mean, I think because people have expectations that somehow your hair has something to do with your personality. You’re feisty, or you’re sexy. It’s either one or the other.
Stephen: Which one would you rather be, Julianne Moore?
Moore: (Laughs) I don’t know.
Stephen: I read a study actually, because we have red heads in my family. They complain about studies like this, the no soul, or anything like that.
Moore: Or the pain one.
Stephen: Yeah, the pain one.
Moore: Red heads don’t feel pain, or can take more pain. I’m very tough. I am a very tough red head. I can take a lot of pain.
Julianne then put out her arm and told Stephen to go for it. Stephen declined, after all he’s a gentleman, and is not about to hit a lady. Stephen and Moore talked about growing up with siblings, and fighting with them. Stephen then mentioned Moore’s series of children’s books called “Freckleface Strawberry”, and of course Stephen has read all of them. Stephen and Julianne also talked about what they enjoy doing in their free time. They can both agree that cleaning out the closet is something they enjoy.
Stephen: What’s your idea of a fun weekend?
Moore: Going for a walk, or a bike ride, and going out to dinner or brunch, and maybe going to the movies.
Stephen: “Julianne Moore True Hollywood Stories”. I like cleaning the closet, that’s my favorite thing to do.
Moore: I do too!
Well Stephen won’t be cleaning the closet this weekend, as he assures Julianne that him and his family will definitely be seeing ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2’.
Hey guys only 11 sexy firemen until the election, woooo! Stephen tells us the 2016 election is approaching faster than we think, and that the GOP isn’t so happy about Trump or Carson possibly being their official Republican candidate.
Stephen tells us that Republicans are so desperate to not have Trump or Carson, they are hoping Mr. Romney decides to jump in to campaign. But, from the looks of those news clips, he will not be saving the Republicans. Even though he’s in Stephen’s graphic, he was shortly replaced by a manilla envelope. If Republicans are going to try to still get Romney in the race they might want to do it quick, cause it will be over in the blink of an eye.
Stephen says that with Thanksgiving coming up, people might not be worrying about the racist things a certain candidate says, but the racist things their drunk aunt might say at the table. Just get Aunt Rita another drink! If Trump does well in Iowa and New Hampshire, we all might be saying President Trump (Gag!) sooner than you think.
Stephen instructs that the GOP practice saying this.
Stephen then talked to legendary actor Burt Reynolds. The two talked about Burt’s career, and how Burt had a good time in those days. Stephen was sure to watch what he said, cause he didn’t want to get punched by Reynolds, especially with the huge ring he had on. Stephen then looked at a few pictures from Reynolds’ career, and they talked about how Reynolds did most of his own stunts, and how he got in shape for certain roles.
Stephen: You had played ball, you played football. So you already knew what it was like to get in shape.
Reynolds: I liked to get in shape yes, but not now, because the body’s gone.
Stephen: You don’t want to pose for COSMO anymore?
Reynolds: I don’t want to pose for anything, except lying down.
Stephen: Well, if the interview goes too long, we will get you a cot.
The two also talked about how Reynolds did most of his own stunts. Stephen then mentioned how he thought his mom had a crush on Reynolds.
Stephen: I think my mom had a pretty big crush on you.
Reynolds: Yes?
Stephen: She used to always say, like you would be interviewed by Barbara Walters, she was like “Shhhh!, Burt is on.” She’s like “I like that Burt Reynolds he’s so funny, and he doesn’t seem to take himself seriously.”
Reynolds: I don’t.
Stephen: You don’t take yourself seriously?
Reynolds: No I don’t. Why should I?
Stephen and Reynolds also talked about how he was friends with Johnny Carson. Reynolds even hosted a few ‘Tonight Show’s’ back then. The two also talked about not being fearless. When Reynolds played football he used to get nervous and throw up before his big games, Stephen apologized as he did not throw up before the show tonight, although he did say that he was intimidated by Reynolds. Reynolds then complimented Stephen, and thinks that he’s doing great on the show.
There was lastly a very interesting performance by Public Image Ltd. They performed a song off their new album “What The World Needs Now”, which is now available to purchase.
That was the show hubsters! Be sure to let us know how you felt about the show down in the comment section below! Stay tuned for more Episode Guides this week. Thank’s for reading!