EPISODE NUMBER: 9012 (October 18, 2012)
GUESTS: The Killers
EXCLUSIVE: “All These Things That I’ve Done”
SEGMENTS: Celebrity Campaign Endorsements | Mitt’s First Day | Junk Food Feed | Special Report – A Shucking Disaster – Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace | The Killers – “Miss Atomic Bomb”
SUIT REPORT: Dark suit | Blue shirt | Purple/violet stripped tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 18, 2012
Mitt’s gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here:
Jan 20th, 2013
8am-noon — Inauguration
12:30 — Appoint cabinet 1:00 — Take photo for White House ID card 1:07 — Retake photo 1:45 — Repeal Obamacare 2:30 — Examine remains of Roswell aliens 3:00 — Unwrap Oval Office label maker 3:15 — Label China a currency manipulator 4:00 — Pick nuclear launch codes — (Maybe zip codes plus Ann’s birthday?) 6:00 — Take down Biden’s old Erik Estrada posters 6:15 — Get everyone in America a job 8:00 — Activate self-deportation 9:00 — Immigration solved
10:00 — With presidency completed, resign and attend an inauguration of President Ryan.
October 18, 2012 — The Killers
EPISODE NUMBER: 9012 (October 18, 2012)
GUESTS: The Killers
EXCLUSIVE: “All These Things That I’ve Done”
SEGMENTS: Celebrity Campaign Endorsements | Mitt’s First Day | Junk Food Feed | Special Report – A Shucking Disaster – Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace | The Killers – “Miss Atomic Bomb”
SUIT REPORT: Dark suit | Blue shirt | Purple/violet stripped tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 18, 2012
Mitt’s gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here:
Jan 20th, 2013
8am-noon — Inauguration
12:30 — Appoint cabinet 1:00 — Take photo for White House ID card 1:07 — Retake photo 1:45 — Repeal Obamacare 2:30 — Examine remains of Roswell aliens 3:00 — Unwrap Oval Office label maker 3:15 — Label China a currency manipulator 4:00 — Pick nuclear launch codes — (Maybe zip codes plus Ann’s birthday?) 6:00 — Take down Biden’s old Erik Estrada posters 6:15 — Get everyone in America a job 8:00 — Activate self-deportation 9:00 — Immigration solved
10:00 — With presidency completed, resign and attend an inauguration of President Ryan.