October 25, 2012 — Mitch Daniels | Colbert News Hub

EPISODE NUMBER: 9016 (October 25, 2012)
GUESTS: Mitch Daniels
SPECIAL GUESTS: Tom Hanks | Matt Damon | John Colbert
SEGMENTS: Voting & Hormones | Stephen Ghoulbert’s Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide – Tom Hanks | Sign Off – Murderer Skull Model
SUIT REPORT: Grey suit | Light blue shirt | Purple/grey stripped tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 25, 2012

Of all the episodes to get the loading wheel of doom on when I head over to Colbert Nation, it has to be this one!! And on top of that tumblr was down!!

I’ll pop up some quotes for now, and hopefully the internet fixes itself and I can get my Tom Hanks / Matt Damon fix for the day!!

Quotes:

“According to a new report on CNN.com, women vote based on their ovulation cycles. They study says that when single women are ovulating, they ‘feel sexier,’ and therefore lean more toward liberal attitudes on abortion and marriage equality — which is why instead of emails, Obama’s just sending late-night texts that say ‘U up?’”

Stephen Colbert: Tom, I am disappointed in you. This was never about helping people, this was a cynical manipulation of innocent children to plug your movies.

Tom Hanks: Stephen, I can’t control what kids like. What with their SpongeBob, Pokemon, and their Cloud Atlas.

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Matt Damon: What is the deal, Hanks?

Tom Hanks: Matt Damon!! What are you doing here?

Matt Damon: You asked me to come down here. You said it was for charity. And then you shove me out of the way. I’ve got better things to do!! I could be drunk right now, in a movie theatre, heckling ‘Argo’. You know I have a – ooh candy!