October 27, 2011 – Toby Keith

EPISODE NUMBER: 8012 (October 27, 2011)
GUESTS: Toby Keith
SEGMENTS: Shockupy Wall Street Fad | Sport Report – NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC’s Second NBA Lockout Ad | Toby Keith – “Made in America”
EXCLUSIVE: “The Star-Spangled Banner”
SUIT REPORT: Dark shirt | White shirt | Purple + white polka dot tie
VIDEOS: Thursday, October 27, 2011

I’m not saying you may not have the right to peacefully assemble. I’m just saying that the police have the right to disassemble you into pieces.

We’re going to snort the ground up bones of the poor.

Who among us has concussion dialled an ex-girl friend, to tell them you want to get back together, race car, mummy, potato salad.

NBA Commissioner and Gringott’s Goblin David Stern.

The owners will be forced to cancel games on Christmas Day. An insult to all Christians and ruin the memory of that Holy night when God thunder dunked the baby Jesus through Mary’s halo.

Toby: Take the “ho’s” out of America.