October 28, 2013 — Orlando Bloom

EPISODE NUMBER: 10013 (October 28, 2013)
GUEST: Orlando Bloom
SEGMENTS: Healthcare.gov’s Smiling Stock Photo | Germany’s NSA Outrage | Germany’s NSA Outrage – Mark Mazzetti | Lifetime of Furfillment
SUIT REPORT: Gray suit | White patterned shirt | Black tie with blue stripes
VIDEOS: Monday, October 28, 2013

Stephen: “The United States has two kinds of relationships with countries around the world right now: either you’re technologically advanced enough for us to spy on everything you’re doing…or you live someplace that’s full of sand and rocks and we blow you up with drones.”

What a fun ep! The top of the show was truly hilarious, with the audience both shouting and whispering “I love you Stephen!” (I am sure it was really hard for them to do.) After fearing for the whereabouts of the “Obamacare girl,” he moved onto covering the current Germany-spying debacle. I enjoyed the interview with Mark Mazzetti, and particularly the quote from Stephen above. Finally, the Orlando Bloom interview was light and fun (and easy on the eyes). As you know, Hub Life continues on our Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr pages. Feel free to shout out about the ep there until we get back up 100%.

Stephen likes it (a little bit) when the audience whispers “I love you” to him. But he still hates Obamacare.

Healthcare.gov’s Smiling Stock Photo

“I’ll tell ya why the change: death panels got her!”

“We have to find her, Nation. I’ve made a composite sketch. If anyone sees this woman, please contact me immediately.”

Germany’s NSA Outrage

“Oh big deal. Merkel should be flattered. Someone looked at the Chancellor of Germany and said, ‘I’d tap that.’”

  • Kay?!? “We are not and will not [spy on Merkel.]” That takes care of the present and the future. And there’s no other time period I can think of.
  • It’s a perfectly healthy relationship. All the allies are just screwing around on everybody else. At this point, NATO is just one big ass pile.

Lifetime of Furfillment

Bunny gets to love the girl of your dreams and let her go and the appropriate time, knowing he did everything he could.

“[Bunny] lived an honest life; he formed real attachments, with living, breathing humans, who are not stuffed f**king animals.”

Interview – Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom is so tickled to be in the TCR studio he laughs (and snorts) and delights the Bloom fangirls.

Sign Off – Good Night

Not sure what spurred this scaaaarrry face at the end of the show.