September 11, 2013 — Sheryl Crow

graphic-ep-guide-2082781EPISODE NUMBER: 9147 (September 11, 2013)
GUESTS: Sheryl Crow
SEGMENTS: New York City Mayoral Primary | America’s Got Serious Reservations About This – Syria | America’s Got Serious Reservations About This – Rand Paul | Barack Obama’s Footgate & Secret Muslim Code
EXCLUSIVE: Sheryl Crow – “If It Makes You Happy”
SUIT REPORT: Dark Grey Suit | White Shirt | Navy Tie with Polka Dots
VIDEOS: Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Stephen decodes Obama’s secret Muslim messages found in White House pics, tries to figure out which Rand Paul is which and talks to Sheryl Crow.

In the special bonus web song, Stephen reveals something …

Stephen confesses its a fake album

New York City Mayoral Primary

Joe Lhota won on the Republican side. He’s the one who hates kittens.

DiBlaisio won on the Democratic side. I can hear Jon’s Jerry Lewis impression in my head when I read his name.

I’m so going to miss this graphic when Bloomberg is gone, it cracks me up so much every time they use it. Hopefully Bloomberg will stay in the news so maybe we will see it again.

America’s Got Serious Reservations About This – Syria – Rand Paul

Selling Syria vs Selling Siri

“If Obama really wanted to sell us on Syria, he should have taken a page from the people selling us Siri. Pushing an iPhone and a war are a lot alike. You just say that the new one is smaller, cheaper and faster and people will buy it. Even though they’ve already got one and they’re still paying off the previous model.”

Rand Paul (9/10/2013): I don’t know whether to trust the proposal or not. … The question is, are they serious? … Can we trust the participants in this plan?

Stephen: Right. You can’t always trust. For instance, that thing on your head. You assure us that it’s hair, but I have yet to be convinced it’s not a slumbering wombat ready to strike at any time.

Barack Obama’s Footgate & Secret Muslim Code

Apparently everyone at Fox News is offended by this and one woman thinks that because Obama’s semi-involuntary movement of his muscles to lift his leg onto his desk, it means some sort of code of support for the Muslim Brotherhood. Paranoid much?

Is there anymore proof that the people on Fox News are just hell bent on picking on anything and every little thing that Obama does? Seriously? Foot on the desk?

Interview – Sheryl Crow

“Why are you trying to steal jobs from country musicians? Have you heard their lyrics? They’ve had terrible lives.”

Stephen: You don’t look like someone who wakes and bakes.
Sheryl: I got a crack team working around the clock to make me look like this.
Stephen: Really? That’s nice. Can I have their number?
Sheryl: You don’t need it.
Stephen: Thanks. You’re a good guest.

I thought they had decorated Stephen’s Emmy with little lights, but upon closer inspection, it’s just a reflection of the studio lights.