September 30, 2013 – Vince Gilligan

EPISODE NUMBER: 10001 (September 30, 2013)
GUEST: Vince Gilligan
SEGMENTS: Rockin’ Government Shutdown Eve | “Breaking Gov” | Tip/Wag – Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science | Vince Gilligan Pt. 1 | Vince Gilligan Pt. 2 | Sign Off – More “Breaking Bad”
SUIT REPORT: Light Grey Suit | White Shirt | Grey Patterned Tie
VIDEOS: Monday, September 30, 2013

Rockin’ Government Shutdown Eve

  • This could be the greatest night of my life because thanks to the government being unable to agree on a resolution to fund itself, the government will shut down at midnight. Jimmy, put up the countdown clock!
  • CNN is counting down, though that maybe be the number of their remaining viewers.
  • I only wish that Ronnie Regan was he to see this looming shut down, because who can forget what he said.

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are – I’m from the Government and I’m here to help.” – Ronald Regan.

  • Well good news Ronnie, because come midnight tonight, those nine words will be “I’m from the government and will work for food.”

“Breaking Gov”

  • Tonight, the U.S. government ends. Oh, it has been a hell of a ride, folks. What a dramatic arc! It started out as a highly sympathetic character in the 1770s. But in just 237 seasons, it has transformed into an egotistical self-destructive maniac. I am dying to know what goes down tonight. I mean, what’s gonna happen to Mr White, Mr White, Mr White, Mr Off White and Pinkman … Well Orangeman.
  • The Government hasn’t even shut down yet, but the reviews are in. Michele Bachman raves, “We’re very excited. It’s exactly what we wanted and we got it.” And California Rep. Devin Nunes says, Conservative Republicans are, “All giddy about it.”
  • Of course, they’re giddy about it, they will still get paid in the event of a shutdown.

Tip/Wag – Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science

  • Now Nation. I think of myself as an objective observer. Because I object to everything I observe. This is “Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger”. *chair deflates* The wheels are coming off!
  • It’s about damn time that men were on the ‘Turkey Talk Line’, besides the ones at the NSA.
  • Butterball knows that when a guy calls anyone he wants another man on the line. Just like phone sex, men know what men like.

How to Cook a Turkey Like a Man: – Buy turkey – Lay on couch ’til Sharon prods you with ladle and says its time to carve bird – Serve and eat

– Return to couch