EPISODE NUMBER: 7107 (August 16, 2011)
GUEST: STS-135 Astronauts
SEGMENTS: Colbert Super PAC – Persuadulux 6000 | Colbert Super PAC – Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC | NASA’s Greatest Moments Montage | Sign Off – Stephen’s Launch Pad Nut
SUIT REPORT: Moonrock grey suit | Sky blue shirt | Dark grey tie with diagonal blue stripes | Black shoes | White astronaut helmet
VIDEOS: Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Strap on your booster packs Hubsters, it’s time to squeal “OMG! SPACE!” again. Hubologies again for the delay, but now…we…have…LIFT OFF!
OK, of course, seeing as all this is late in arriving, it may be that all you need is THIS one more time…
But if you’re hungry for more, let’s carry on…
“Check your dictionaries, it’s in there” “Welcome to the Persuadulux. Where eloquent speech becomes good…and stuff like that”
Sage advice for anyone who stands for the little word in there that Stephen can hardly read, what with his glaucoma and all…
“If you stoners want to make a difference, spend less on the waccy-tobaccy and more on the Super-Paccy”
You heard the man. Unless, of course, you’re in no condition to.
Meanwhile…
…Stephen has no f&*$#g idea what these words mean!
FRANK LUNTZ: “Are you saying you’ve never done anything wrong?”
The moment of confession
Oh Stephen!
Sea turtles are not monsters. And should not, under any circumstances, be hit with flashlights. The future of SuperPAC. Are you scared?
Heroes, heroes, heroes!
“Gotta tell y’all, we’re all so thrilled that you’re here”
Stephen receives his nut…
“Wow, thank you so much” One for the shelf
But couldn’t resist…
“As if launching a rocket weren’t phallic enough, you literally bust a nut when you go in to space!” *giggle*
Back to where we started on Stephen’s No Spectacles Spectacular!
(And that hair didn’t get messed up inside the helmet either)
You know, considering everything, I thought these nuts would be bigger..
Goodnight!
The Colbert Report (Episode Guide) August 16, 2011 – STS-135 Astronauts
EPISODE NUMBER: 7107 (August 16, 2011)
GUEST: STS-135 Astronauts
SEGMENTS: Colbert Super PAC – Persuadulux 6000 | Colbert Super PAC – Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC | NASA’s Greatest Moments Montage | Sign Off – Stephen’s Launch Pad Nut
SUIT REPORT: Moonrock grey suit | Sky blue shirt | Dark grey tie with diagonal blue stripes | Black shoes | White astronaut helmet
VIDEOS: Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Strap on your booster packs Hubsters, it’s time to squeal “OMG! SPACE!” again. Hubologies again for the delay, but now…we…have…LIFT OFF!
OK, of course, seeing as all this is late in arriving, it may be that all you need is THIS one more time…
But if you’re hungry for more, let’s carry on…
“Check your dictionaries, it’s in there” “Welcome to the Persuadulux. Where eloquent speech becomes good…and stuff like that”
Sage advice for anyone who stands for the little word in there that Stephen can hardly read, what with his glaucoma and all…
“If you stoners want to make a difference, spend less on the waccy-tobaccy and more on the Super-Paccy”
You heard the man. Unless, of course, you’re in no condition to.
Meanwhile…
…Stephen has no f&*$#g idea what these words mean!
FRANK LUNTZ: “Are you saying you’ve never done anything wrong?”
The moment of confession
Oh Stephen!
Sea turtles are not monsters. And should not, under any circumstances, be hit with flashlights. The future of SuperPAC. Are you scared?
Heroes, heroes, heroes!
“Gotta tell y’all, we’re all so thrilled that you’re here”
Stephen receives his nut…
“Wow, thank you so much” One for the shelf
But couldn’t resist…
“As if launching a rocket weren’t phallic enough, you literally bust a nut when you go in to space!” *giggle*
Back to where we started on Stephen’s No Spectacles Spectacular!
(And that hair didn’t get messed up inside the helmet either)
You know, considering everything, I thought these nuts would be bigger..
Goodnight!