The Colbert Report (Episode Guide) August 4, 2011 – Anthony Bourdain

EPISODE NUMBER: 7102 (August 4, 2011)
GUEST: Anthony Bourdain
SEGMENTS: Barack Obama’s 50th Birthday | Colbert Super PAC – The Heroes Respond | Wisconsin’s Senator Recall Election | Sport Report – Baseball’s Lowest Records, Gambling on Players & Stephen Controls MLB’s Twitter Feed
SUIT REPORT: Grey suit | Light blue shirt | Dark grey/white stripped tie | Red/black cowboy boots
VIDEOS: Thursday, August 4, 2011

“I was truly gratified recently to see that even after the things I’ve said about Muslims, I received a contribution from Arab-American viewer Suq Madiq. [breaks] I trust I’m pronouncing that correctly. You’ve made your parents proud! Your father, Liqa Madiq, and your mother who still goes by her maiden name, Munchma Quchi.”

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“People are always asking me, “how much money have you raised?”. Well i am happy to announce that i don’t have to tell you. For a long time at least but trust me it will be… well spent”

I haven’t seen someone with that much trouble getting to first base since me. You will eventually see a girl naked, I promise you!

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