The Colbert Report (Episode Guide) December 5, 2011 – Jimmie Johnson

EPISODE NUMBER: 7152 (December 5, 2011)
GUESTS: Jimmie Johnson
SEGMENTS: 2011 Kennedy Center Honors | Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown – 2012 End of Times | Herman Cain Drops Out
SUIT REPORT: Dark suit | Light blue shirt | Light grey checked tie
VIDEOS: Monday, December 5, 2011

I can feel my heart beat in my hair. I will fist fight a shark.

I am so tired because last night I was in the nation’s capital at the Kennedy Center Honours, which pays tribute to our nation’s greatest artists by giving them suspenders stolen from ‘Mork from Ork’.

Is ‘Stonehendge’ really a merry-go-round built by Druid carnies?

Gather round Hubsters and let’s all sing:

The Third Eagle’s Tune I know some of you, don’t agree but, this Denver art

is pornography.

If you want peace of mind don’t look now

you’ll feel safer blind.

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Doom and gloom coming soon listen to Third Eagle’s tune

Doom and gloom.

**All together now**

Rest assured fly by plane

don’t let them win their game.

Phony art dirty scenes We can beat

all their nasty schemes.

Don’t forget to swing by the Tapmeister’s YouTube Page: Third Eagle Books.

Today is a sad day for America’s tomorrow, because the day before yesterday, Herman Cain suspended his campaign. That is a shame. He touched so many people.

Last month when Cain was accused of sexual harassment, he surged in the polls and raked in the cash, but his campaign simply cannot survive allegations of a consensual relationship.

Of course ever the statesmen, Cain left us a reminder of his trademark eloquence “Let me leave you with this. And I believe these words came from the ‘Pokemon Movie’ – “Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line”.

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Yes, strong words. It reminds me of when Ronald Reagen challenged American to be great again by saying:

Don’t forget to add Stephen’s epilogue to your copy of “This is Herman Cain”: [Link]