The Colbert Report (Episode Guide) June 2, 2011 – Salman Khan

EPISODE 7071 (June 2, 2011)
GUEST: Salman Khan
SEGMENTS: Dancing on the Ceiling | Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal | Tip/Wag – Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
SUIT REPORT: Stripey black suit | Blue shirt | Red tie with blue dotties
VIDEOS: Thursday, June 2, 2011

Continue behind the cut for a few caps and quotes, y’all.

“Give me Liberty and I don’t want Liberty!” – Patrick Henry

Courage.

“Wall Street loves jokes.”

“This is an issue of national security. I mean, this could be the Chinese. Well, maybe not the Chinese.”

“By the way, there’s no such thing as negative numbers.”

“Also, pi eventually does end.”

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