The Colbert Report (Episode Guide) June 6th, 2011 – Werner Herzog

graphic-ep-guide-3832717EPISODE NUMBER: 7072 (June 6, 2011)
GUESTS: Werner Herzog
SEGMENTS: Anthony Weiner’s Emergency Press Conference | Paul Revere’s Famous Ride | Stephen’s Twitter Scandal | Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
SUIT REPORT: Light grey suit | Light blue shirt | Dark blue tie with grey polka dots
VIDEOS: Tuesday, May 31, 2011

G’day Hubsters! Today I am posting my first ever episode guide!! Unfortunately I haven’t been able to watch the show recently due to my poor little computer being on life support, but luckily a friend came to my rescue, and what a time to come to the rescue indeed!! Studying and setting up the site, has made me forgot just how much I miss being able to watch The Report. Everything about tonight’s show was brilliant!!

The end of semester exam/assignment cram marathon, ment that I have missed most of the Weiner Gate controversy (but, don’t you worry I definitely intend to catch up on it all), but I have a fairly good idea of what was going on anyway. Weiner’s confession only confirmed what wasn’t that hard assume. Though, I don’t know what was better Stephen’s take down of Anthony Weiner’s confession, or the confession it’s self. And “the floggin’ of the fail whale” will never not be funny!! And Stephen’s little pot belly is just adorable. It’s just asking for a rub.

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I know that in my time I have had a lot of epic *facepalm’s* and *head desks* but none more epic than at Sarah Palin trying to retell Paul Revere’s Midnight Rid. The women baffles me on a good day, but tonight I felt my brain give up and completely shut down. It was not even going to try and decipher the crazy, and her trying to explain why she’s not wrong, don’t even go there. Everyday I wake up and thank the heavens, that if we combine all the crazy politicians in Australia, they would not amount to 1/10 of Sarah Palin’s crazy. All I can say is good luck Hubsters, enjoy the Palin Super Pac Family Vacation.

It’s good to still see the Nation respond when Stephen unleashes us on a Wiki editing mission. The page for “Bells” is currently protected from editing until June 8, 2011 due to vandalism. “If at first you don’t succeed try try again” No matter how hard the Wiki staff try and block the Nation from editing their pages, we are always one step ahead of them!! A big thanks to eagle-eyed Hubster Madison for this screencap of the edited Equestrian Wiki page which now includes Paul Revere, bells and guns:

Image by: Madison C.

I can safely say that after tonight’s ep I will never look at a children’s horse ride at the shopping centre the same ever again!! There are so many things I could say about that segment, but I will let the .gif do all the talking. Enjoy!!

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Ding Dong ya’ bastards! (thanks Ike!!) What did you all think of tonight’s episode? What were your favourite moments? Have any of you seen Werner Herzog’s new film?