EPISODE NUMBER: Season 1, Episode 103 (Wednesday, March 2, 2016)
GUESTS: Octavia Spencer | John Stamos | Bob Saget | Dave Coulier | Lucius
SEGMENTS: Monologue – Stephen Has a Proposal for the Bachelor | The Road to the White House: The Day After Super Tuesday | Octavia Spencer | John Stamos, Bob Saget, & Dave Coulier | Full House Nights | Lucius – “Born Again Teen”
SUIT REPORT: Grey Suit | White Shirt | Navy Blue Tie
“The Full House Daddies” welcome Dmitry the sketchy drug lord, played of course by Stephen in his imagined “Full House Nights.”
This episode definitely will have you laughing all the way through! Stephen’s take on the Day-After-Super-Tuesday in The Road to the White House segment is strong, especially now since it seems readily apparent that we have a Trump v. Clinton race. It’s amazing how watching him in these segments brings the viewer back to The Colbert Report days. At least this race, though it will likely be yet another divisive chapter in our history, will be great fodder for comedians.
Octavia Spencer and Stephen have good chemistry, with Stephen relishing their mutual Southern roots yet their total lack of Southern accents. She also says some really nice things about Stephen, which I will include in this guide a little later.
And the Full House Daddies! I know everyone is excited about the Full House reboot. I am definitely one of those once-14-year-old now 35-year-old viewers. We all watched Full House as children, that and Saved By the Bell were required viewing. I’ve since moved on to Stephen, but could enjoy these guys roasting the heck out of one another. Stephen gives the impression that he would like to be a part of the daddies, although his concoction “Full House Nights” is a little dark.
Monologue – Stephen Has a Proposal for the Bachelor
Stephen declares he is “in love with tonight’s show,” and that he, as an ordained minister, is willing to marry the Bachelor and his two loves in Holy Thruplehood.
The Road to the White House: The Day After Super Tuesday
“Secretary Clinton had a massive sweep of everything else. Low turnout meant rough night for Sanders. Evidently, a lot of people who were feeling the Bern, got cooled down by some Preparation H. “
- Folks, yesterday Americans in 13 states voted on Super Tuesday, making today My-God-What-Have-We-Done-Wednesday.
- On the Democratic side, the race between front runner Hillary Clinton, and the senator from the great State of Your Liberal Friend’s Facebook Feed, Bernie Sanders.
- Secretary Clinton had a massive sweep of everything else. Low turnout meant rough night for Sanders. Evidently, a lot of people who were feeling the Bern, got cooled down by some Preparation H.
- But the biggest winner was last night’s losers was Ted Cruz, who managed to take home victories in Texas, Diet Texas (Oklahoma), and Snow Texas (Alaska.)
- Yeah, [Rubio] never said Super Tuesday was going to be his big night. Rubio was just asking voters if they wanted to see a movie this weekend. When they said no, he said “good, I didn’t want to either, I hate movies, wow. We have so much in common.” (eagerly) “You want to go the movies?”
- [Super Tuesday] was never going to be a great thing. You thought [Kasich] wanted to “win”? It’s only 13 states, man, let those square candidates fight over who “wins” and becomes “President.”
- In 2012, the Republican party rallied around Mitt Romney: “sure, he’s President-shaped!” But there’s some doubt if the party will ever be enthusiastic about Donald Trump. But for all those fears that are out there, every single one of them were laid to rest last night by former rival Chris Christie’s joyous and energetic introduction of Trump at the victory rally. Chris Christie sounds like a man at a wedding he never believed in, and now it’s too late to stop:
Jennifer and Mark, what a couple, who did. actually. just get married. It happened, we all saw it, it’s real. Some of you know that Jennifer and I have a bit of history, but that’s what it is. (gulps) History. Right, Jen? We’re just friends now. The point is, I agreed to be the best man, ’cause I’m happy for you, and the groom volunteered to pay off my campaign debts. Cheers.
Octavia Spencer
Stephen and the Oscar-winning actress sit down to discuss her experience of coming from the Deep South (Alabama) and pursuing her acting career. She first started as a casting director, which leads to this cute conversation:
Stephen: How would you cast me?
Octavia: I would cast you…like in a commercial you would be like the “businessman with gas.”
Stephen: That’s typecasting, that’s typecasting. You’ve been talking to my doctor.
Octavia: You would sell it because your face is so sweet.
Stephen: I was an actor in Chicago for years and years and years, I could not get arrested at a casting session. That’s why I ended up doing this, I had to write everything on my own. [..] if people want to get cast, how should they come into a casting session?
Octavia: I think it’s kinda sad that everybody thinks inside the box. And this is why you are so successful, because there is no one like you.
Stephen then moves onto Octavia’s other gig, as a young adult writer. He observes that her detective stories contain interesting ideas on how to conceal one’s appearance, including putting cotton balls in your mouth and tying your hair back:
Stephen feels that Octavia Spencer’s detective disguise tips make one look more like Don Corleone than anything else.
“Full House Daddies”
The icing of the cake in this episode is when Stephen unveils another fake reboot of Full House, Full House Nights. Jon and the boys do a pretty incredible version of the Full House theme song, and Stephen, for his part, an equally incredible Russian accent. Have mercy!
“Full House Nights” contains all the goodness of the Full House Daddies, coupled with gritty realism.
What did you think of the episode? Let us know in the comments!
March 2, 2016 – Octavia Spencer, John Stamos, Octavia Spencer
GUESTS: Octavia Spencer | John Stamos | Bob Saget | Dave Coulier | Lucius
SEGMENTS: Monologue – Stephen Has a Proposal for the Bachelor | The Road to the White House: The Day After Super Tuesday | Octavia Spencer | John Stamos, Bob Saget, & Dave Coulier | Full House Nights | Lucius – “Born Again Teen”
SUIT REPORT: Grey Suit | White Shirt | Navy Blue Tie
“The Full House Daddies” welcome Dmitry the sketchy drug lord, played of course by Stephen in his imagined “Full House Nights.”
This episode definitely will have you laughing all the way through! Stephen’s take on the Day-After-Super-Tuesday in The Road to the White House segment is strong, especially now since it seems readily apparent that we have a Trump v. Clinton race. It’s amazing how watching him in these segments brings the viewer back to The Colbert Report days. At least this race, though it will likely be yet another divisive chapter in our history, will be great fodder for comedians.
Octavia Spencer and Stephen have good chemistry, with Stephen relishing their mutual Southern roots yet their total lack of Southern accents. She also says some really nice things about Stephen, which I will include in this guide a little later.
And the Full House Daddies! I know everyone is excited about the Full House reboot. I am definitely one of those once-14-year-old now 35-year-old viewers. We all watched Full House as children, that and Saved By the Bell were required viewing. I’ve since moved on to Stephen, but could enjoy these guys roasting the heck out of one another. Stephen gives the impression that he would like to be a part of the daddies, although his concoction “Full House Nights” is a little dark.
Monologue – Stephen Has a Proposal for the Bachelor
Stephen declares he is “in love with tonight’s show,” and that he, as an ordained minister, is willing to marry the Bachelor and his two loves in Holy Thruplehood.
The Road to the White House: The Day After Super Tuesday
“Secretary Clinton had a massive sweep of everything else. Low turnout meant rough night for Sanders. Evidently, a lot of people who were feeling the Bern, got cooled down by some Preparation H. “
Octavia Spencer
Stephen and the Oscar-winning actress sit down to discuss her experience of coming from the Deep South (Alabama) and pursuing her acting career. She first started as a casting director, which leads to this cute conversation:
Stephen: How would you cast me?
Octavia: I would cast you…like in a commercial you would be like the “businessman with gas.”
Stephen: That’s typecasting, that’s typecasting. You’ve been talking to my doctor.
Octavia: You would sell it because your face is so sweet.
Stephen: I was an actor in Chicago for years and years and years, I could not get arrested at a casting session. That’s why I ended up doing this, I had to write everything on my own. [..] if people want to get cast, how should they come into a casting session?
Octavia: I think it’s kinda sad that everybody thinks inside the box. And this is why you are so successful, because there is no one like you.
Stephen then moves onto Octavia’s other gig, as a young adult writer. He observes that her detective stories contain interesting ideas on how to conceal one’s appearance, including putting cotton balls in your mouth and tying your hair back:
Stephen feels that Octavia Spencer’s detective disguise tips make one look more like Don Corleone than anything else.
“Full House Daddies”
The icing of the cake in this episode is when Stephen unveils another fake reboot of Full House, Full House Nights. Jon and the boys do a pretty incredible version of the Full House theme song, and Stephen, for his part, an equally incredible Russian accent. Have mercy!
“Full House Nights” contains all the goodness of the Full House Daddies, coupled with gritty realism.
What did you think of the episode? Let us know in the comments!