EPISODE NUMBER: 10102 (May 12, 2014)
GUESTS: Glenn Greenwald
SEGMENTS: Michael Sam’s NFL Draft Kiss | Stephen Colbert’s Bats**t Serious – Monica Lewinsky’s Conveniently-Timed Tell-All | Glenn Greenwald | Sign off – Penalty Whistle
SUIT REPORT: Striped Navy Suit | White Shirt | Baby Blue Patterned Tie
VIDEOS: Monday, May 12, 2014
Michael Sam’s NFL Draft Kiss
“First openly gay PLAYER- important distinction, because I think we’ve all had questions about the Dallas Cowboy’s mascot, Rowdy. Methinks he doth ‘kerchief’ too much. “
Courtesy Mediate
- Folks, this is just wrong. In the NFL, sexuality is supposed to take place off-camera. And the fans should only find out about it when the charges are filed.
- They were really going at it. That is some close-lipped, hard-core, brief and affectionate pecking.
- Folks, I say that that kiss alone proves that Sam should not be in the NFL. He should be in the MLB, because the moment he was drafted he headed to first base.
Stephen Colbert’s Bats**t Serious – Monica Lewinsky’s Conveniently-Timed Tell-All
Stephen’s long twice-running segment …
- “Shame and Survival.” It’s like Pride and Prejudice, but the heroine isn’t the one who got the happy ending.
- Now [Hillary’s] campaign is over, it’s done, take Taft’s bathtub out of storage because we are getting President Chris Chrisite. (long pause, audience boos) It’s exactly what Hillary wants us to think. Because in reality, this is all part of her plan.
“Folks, Hillary was behind this article just as surely as she was behind the woman who threw a shoe at her last month. If she were not an evil manipulator, why is my impression of her *this*?”
- Hillary is trying to make this 16-year-old news, old news.
- If there is one thing the conservative media is known for, it’s letting things go.
- Unless, wait, that’s just what she wants us to think she wants us to think she thinks. Because the “Princess of Darkness” always has an anterior motive.
- A-ha! The media can communicate with Democrats by reading their thoughts, but Fox New’s The Five caught them because they can communicate without thinking at all.
- Back in 1995, Hillary clearly gave Monica one of her Democratic psychic gazes, sending the message loud and clear, “give a hummer to my husband in the Oval Office, so that 19 years later we can combine forces to publish an article that will help my presidential chances.” If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times, and I’ve seen it once.
- Need more proof? Then you’re watching the wrong show.
Suspicions surround Hillary as things get bats**t serious. “It’s not like she can control the media with her mind….or can she?”
Interview – Glenn Greenwald
“Aren’t you kind of the problem?” “I am, I am.”
Stephen: Why should you not be prosecuted for aiding and abetting an enemy of the United States [Edward Snowden]?”
Glenn Greenwald: Yeah, I mean, that’s the argument that has been made every single time somebody comes forward in an act of conscience like Daniel Ellsberg did in 1971 and revealed that the American government was systematically lying to the population about the Vietnam War And everyone said, or a lot of people said he’s a traitor, he’s damaging national security —”
Stephen: He lost the Vietnam War for us!
Greenwald: The point of seeking asylum is not to declare which country you love the most,” It’s to get protection from your own government when they’re trying to persecute you, such as putting you in prison for 40 years for coming forward with information his fellow citizens ought to have known.
Sign off – Penalty Whistle
May 12, 2014 — Glenn Greenwald
EPISODE NUMBER: 10102 (May 12, 2014)
GUESTS: Glenn Greenwald
SEGMENTS: Michael Sam’s NFL Draft Kiss | Stephen Colbert’s Bats**t Serious – Monica Lewinsky’s Conveniently-Timed Tell-All | Glenn Greenwald | Sign off – Penalty Whistle
SUIT REPORT: Striped Navy Suit | White Shirt | Baby Blue Patterned Tie
VIDEOS: Monday, May 12, 2014
Michael Sam’s NFL Draft Kiss
“First openly gay PLAYER- important distinction, because I think we’ve all had questions about the Dallas Cowboy’s mascot, Rowdy. Methinks he doth ‘kerchief’ too much. “
Courtesy Mediate
Stephen Colbert’s Bats**t Serious – Monica Lewinsky’s Conveniently-Timed Tell-All
Stephen’s long twice-running segment …
“Folks, Hillary was behind this article just as surely as she was behind the woman who threw a shoe at her last month. If she were not an evil manipulator, why is my impression of her *this*?”
Suspicions surround Hillary as things get bats**t serious. “It’s not like she can control the media with her mind….or can she?”
Interview – Glenn Greenwald
“Aren’t you kind of the problem?” “I am, I am.”
Stephen: Why should you not be prosecuted for aiding and abetting an enemy of the United States [Edward Snowden]?”
Glenn Greenwald: Yeah, I mean, that’s the argument that has been made every single time somebody comes forward in an act of conscience like Daniel Ellsberg did in 1971 and revealed that the American government was systematically lying to the population about the Vietnam War And everyone said, or a lot of people said he’s a traitor, he’s damaging national security —”
Stephen: He lost the Vietnam War for us!
Greenwald: The point of seeking asylum is not to declare which country you love the most,” It’s to get protection from your own government when they’re trying to persecute you, such as putting you in prison for 40 years for coming forward with information his fellow citizens ought to have known.
Sign off – Penalty Whistle