EPISODE NUMBER: 9106 (May 21, 2013)
GUESTS: Noah Feldman
SEGMENTS: Intro – 5/21/13 | Irish Potato Famine Pathogen | Cheating Death – Sun Exposure & Marijuana | Census Bureau Harassment | Noah Feldman | Sign Off – Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Striped White Shirt | Stripped Purple Tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Smarty pants, Noah Feldman is back. Is The Unstoppable Force vs. the Immovable Object about to meet? We will have to see but chances are Dr. Feldman is about to get cool nailed!
Storm cloud gray suit with a fangirl purple hangman’s noose all against a sharp, striped dress shirt with French Cuffs (it’s been too long). Can you spot the mystery accessory? Come on, you can put your finger on it.
Intro – 5/21/13
Hello, Handsome!
Irish Potato Famine Pathogen
Who would have thought that a repugnant potato rot would be responsible for the massively awesome, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert’s career! If it hadn’t been for this famine inducing, crop destroying fungus, his wife’s family would not have run his family off their land causing his family to have to flee to the Colonies otherwise known as Rochester.
Cheating Death – Sun Exposure & Marijuana
As Dr. Colbert declares his Heart Health segment is for his viewers with hearts. Sorry, Mr. Chaney, next time!
Let’s hear it for the Cheating Death! What are your favorite side affects?
Now Mr. C shares the findings of a study that concludes that exposure to UV rays lowers blood pressure. The study subjects got to lay in a tanning booth for two 20 minutes sessions and then their blood pressure was lowered for the next hour. Now, I don’t mean to question their findings but I have to say, if I get to have two 20 minute naps, my blood pressure is lower as well. Just saying.
^^ But the mystery here is why is Mr. Colbert denying this healing affect to his fingers by obscuring the UV rays with band aids?
Does anyone else think this was perhaps his second run through of this pharmaceutical montage given how much whooping and hollering the audience is giving himself?
So, despite the fact MaryJane gives you the munchies, apparently pot smokers tend to be slimmer. Perhaps that is just because they everything, well, lightly. Colbert suggests we use this finding to fight childhood obesity by insisting the kids smoke pot.
Remember, kids, you can’t have your dessert until you have smoked your vegetables.
^^But what us attentive Hubster’s want to know, “Why do you have band aids on your fingers, Mr. C?” First the mysterious thread bracelet and now these band aids. What gives?
Census Bureau Harassment
What gives with your society wanting to know the who, what, how and when of their populous so they can plan resources and services. Surely that is just another name for Nanny State!
The Census is like your drunk Ex Boy Friend showing up at your door step!
Know what I mean, Charlene?
Interview – Noah Feldman
So a Cold War is like sibling rivalry in which the threat is mutual annihilation. A Cool War is like a troubled marriage in which the threat is embracing mutual interdependence. How about we just suggest that the US and China go out on a date night!
Score one for us, WE are the most important power in Asia right now. Take that, China!
May 21, 2013 – Noah Feldman
EPISODE NUMBER: 9106 (May 21, 2013)
GUESTS: Noah Feldman
SEGMENTS: Intro – 5/21/13 | Irish Potato Famine Pathogen | Cheating Death – Sun Exposure & Marijuana | Census Bureau Harassment | Noah Feldman | Sign Off – Goodnight
SUIT REPORT: Gray Suit | Striped White Shirt | Stripped Purple Tie
VIDEOS: Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Smarty pants, Noah Feldman is back. Is The Unstoppable Force vs. the Immovable Object about to meet? We will have to see but chances are Dr. Feldman is about to get cool nailed!
Storm cloud gray suit with a fangirl purple hangman’s noose all against a sharp, striped dress shirt with French Cuffs (it’s been too long). Can you spot the mystery accessory? Come on, you can put your finger on it.
Intro – 5/21/13
Hello, Handsome!
Irish Potato Famine Pathogen
Who would have thought that a repugnant potato rot would be responsible for the massively awesome, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert’s career! If it hadn’t been for this famine inducing, crop destroying fungus, his wife’s family would not have run his family off their land causing his family to have to flee to the Colonies otherwise known as Rochester.
Cheating Death – Sun Exposure & Marijuana
As Dr. Colbert declares his Heart Health segment is for his viewers with hearts. Sorry, Mr. Chaney, next time!
Let’s hear it for the Cheating Death! What are your favorite side affects?
Now Mr. C shares the findings of a study that concludes that exposure to UV rays lowers blood pressure. The study subjects got to lay in a tanning booth for two 20 minutes sessions and then their blood pressure was lowered for the next hour. Now, I don’t mean to question their findings but I have to say, if I get to have two 20 minute naps, my blood pressure is lower as well. Just saying.
^^ But the mystery here is why is Mr. Colbert denying this healing affect to his fingers by obscuring the UV rays with band aids?
Does anyone else think this was perhaps his second run through of this pharmaceutical montage given how much whooping and hollering the audience is giving himself?
So, despite the fact MaryJane gives you the munchies, apparently pot smokers tend to be slimmer. Perhaps that is just because they everything, well, lightly. Colbert suggests we use this finding to fight childhood obesity by insisting the kids smoke pot.
Remember, kids, you can’t have your dessert until you have smoked your vegetables.
^^But what us attentive Hubster’s want to know, “Why do you have band aids on your fingers, Mr. C?” First the mysterious thread bracelet and now these band aids. What gives?
Census Bureau Harassment
What gives with your society wanting to know the who, what, how and when of their populous so they can plan resources and services. Surely that is just another name for Nanny State!
The Census is like your drunk Ex Boy Friend showing up at your door step!
Know what I mean, Charlene?
Interview – Noah Feldman
So a Cold War is like sibling rivalry in which the threat is mutual annihilation. A Cool War is like a troubled marriage in which the threat is embracing mutual interdependence. How about we just suggest that the US and China go out on a date night!
Score one for us, WE are the most important power in Asia right now. Take that, China!