The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of October, 2012.
Episode 9001: Monday, October 1, 2012 – Ben Folds Five
Mitt Romney’s Tax Plan Math | The Word – Supply Chained | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s UN Entourage | Ben Folds Five (Album – “The Sound of the Life of the Mind”) | Ben Folds Five – “Do It Anyway”
Episode 9002: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 – Jorge Ramos
Intro – 10/2/12 | “America Again” Release | Pulpit Freedom Sunday | Pulpit Freedom Sunday – Jim Garlow (Pastor of Skyline Church, California) | Debate Hype & Mitt’s Straregy | Jorge Ramos (Anchor – “Noticiero Univision”) | Sign Off – “America Again” Release
Episode 9003: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 – Kenny Rogers
Intro – 10/3/12 | Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney’s Re-Introduction | George Will’s Political Post-Radical Journalism | Cheating Death – Low T | Kenny Rogers (Country Musician and Author – “Luck or Something Like It: A Memoir”) | Sign Off – Banana Phone
Episode 9004: Thursday, October 4, 2012 – George Church
Obama’s Debate Apathy & PBS | Chris Matthew’s Impotent Rage | Mitt’s Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language | Mitt’s “Etch a Sketch” Behaviour | Voter Fraud Alert – Halloween & Pennsylvania | George Church (Molecular Geneticist and Author – “Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves”) | Sign Off – Rabbit Food
Episode 9005: Monday, October 8, 2012 – Mark Kelly
Intro – 10/8/12 | Unemployment Below Eight Percent | The Word – It’s Not Easy Having Green | Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate | Mark Kelly (Former Astronaut and Author – “Mousetronaut”) | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Brumm!
Episode 9006: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 – Morrissey
Exclusive(s): Morrissey – “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris”
Intro – 10/9/12 | President Obama’s Obsessiveness Plea | Smokin’ Pole – The Quest for Arctic Riches – China & Russia | Mitt Romney’s Vague, Long-Winded Foreign Threats | Morrissey (Musician) | Morrissey “People Are the Same Everywhere”
Episode 9007: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 – Naomi Wolf
Intro – 10/10/12 | Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall | The Word – Meducation | ThreatDown – Apple Fan-Bears, Drunk Cars & Bears | Naomi Wolf (“Vagina: A New Biography”) | Sign Off – “Vagina: A New Biography”
Episode 9008: Thursday, October 11, 2012 – Chrystia Freeland
Featured: William Shatner
Intro – 10/11/12 | The Vice-Presidential Debate | This Changes Everything – Obama’s Martian Gayness | Formidable Opponent – Mitt Romney | Chrystia Freeland (“Plutocrats: The Rise of the New Global Super-Rich and the Fall of Everyone Else”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9009: Monday, October 15, 2012 – Evan Thomas
Intro – 10/15/12 | Supersonic Space Jump | Tip/Wag – Norway & American Family Association | Monkey on the Lam – Florida – Monkey on the Gram | Evan Thomas (Author – “Ike’s Bluff: President Eisenhower’s Secret Battle to Save the World”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9010: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 – Cory Booker | Emily Bazelon
The Wealth Edge & “Cool” Debate Technology | Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case | Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case – Emily Bazelon (Legal Expert and Senior Research Fellow at Yale Law School) | Paul Ryan’s Phony Campaign Photo | Cory Booker (Mayor of Newark, New Jersey) | Sign Off – iPhone
Episode 9011: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 – Tyler Perry
Second Presidential Debate Showdown | Libya-Gate Scandal | Stupid Town Hall Topics | Mitt’s Greatest Debate Triumph | Alpha Dog of the Week – Scott DesJarlais | Tyler Perry (Actor “Alex Cross”) | Sign Off – Loose Teeth
Episode 9012: Thursday, October 18, 2012 – The Killers
Exclusive(s): The Killers – “All These Things That I’ve Done”
Celebrity Campaign Endorsements | Mitt’s First Day | Junk Food Feed | Special Report – A Shucking Disaster – Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace | The Killers (Album – “Battle Born”) | The Killers – “Miss Atomic Bomb” | Sign Off – “Battle Born”
Episode 9013: Monday, October 22, 2012 – Donald Sadoway
Virginia’s Voter Fraud Fighter | CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent | Governor Magorium’s Ganja Emporium | Donald Sadoway (Professor of Materials Chemistry at MIT) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9014: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 – John Grisham
Stephen Colbert’s Debate 2012 Coverage | Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters | Lance Armstrong’s Doping Scandal | John Grisham (Author – “The Racketeer”) | Sign Off – Manischewitz
Episode 9015: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 – Anthony Everitt
Intro – 10/24/12 | Donald Trump’s October Surprise | Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions | Richard Mourdock’s Rape Comment | Anthony Everitt (Historian and Author – “The Rise of Rome: The Making of the World’s Greatest Empire”) | Sign Off – GOP Rape Mention Tally
Episode 9016: Thursday, October 25, 2012 – Mitch Daniels
Special Guest(s): Tom Hanks | Matt Damon | John Colbert
Intro – 10/25/12 | Voting & Hormones | Stephen Ghoulbert’s Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide – Tom Hanks | Mitch Daniels Pt. 1 (Governor of Indiana and Author – “Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans”) | Mitch Daniels Pt. 2 | Sign Off – Murderer Skull Model
Episode 9017: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 – Lilly Ledbetter
Hurricane Sandy’s Aftermath | Hurricane Sandy & Election Day | Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate | Donald Trump’s October Surprise Extension | Lilly Ledbetter (Author – “Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond”) | Sign Off – American Red Cross – Hurricane Sandy
October 2012
The complete listing of ‘The Colbert Report’ episodes aired during the month of October, 2012.
Episode 9001: Monday, October 1, 2012 – Ben Folds Five
Mitt Romney’s Tax Plan Math | The Word – Supply Chained | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s UN Entourage | Ben Folds Five (Album – “The Sound of the Life of the Mind”) | Ben Folds Five – “Do It Anyway”
Episode 9002: Tuesday, October 2, 2012 – Jorge Ramos
Intro – 10/2/12 | “America Again” Release | Pulpit Freedom Sunday | Pulpit Freedom Sunday – Jim Garlow (Pastor of Skyline Church, California) | Debate Hype & Mitt’s Straregy | Jorge Ramos (Anchor – “Noticiero Univision”) | Sign Off – “America Again” Release
Episode 9003: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 – Kenny Rogers
Intro – 10/3/12 | Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney’s Re-Introduction | George Will’s Political Post-Radical Journalism | Cheating Death – Low T | Kenny Rogers (Country Musician and Author – “Luck or Something Like It: A Memoir”) | Sign Off – Banana Phone
Episode 9004: Thursday, October 4, 2012 – George Church
Obama’s Debate Apathy & PBS | Chris Matthew’s Impotent Rage | Mitt’s Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language | Mitt’s “Etch a Sketch” Behaviour | Voter Fraud Alert – Halloween & Pennsylvania | George Church (Molecular Geneticist and Author – “Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves”) | Sign Off – Rabbit Food
Episode 9005: Monday, October 8, 2012 – Mark Kelly
Intro – 10/8/12 | Unemployment Below Eight Percent | The Word – It’s Not Easy Having Green | Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate | Mark Kelly (Former Astronaut and Author – “Mousetronaut”) | Sign Off – Welcome Baby Brumm!
Episode 9006: Tuesday, October 9, 2012 – Morrissey
Exclusive(s): Morrissey – “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris”
Intro – 10/9/12 | President Obama’s Obsessiveness Plea | Smokin’ Pole – The Quest for Arctic Riches – China & Russia | Mitt Romney’s Vague, Long-Winded Foreign Threats | Morrissey (Musician) | Morrissey “People Are the Same Everywhere”
Episode 9007: Wednesday, October 10, 2012 – Naomi Wolf
Intro – 10/10/12 | Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall | The Word – Meducation | ThreatDown – Apple Fan-Bears, Drunk Cars & Bears | Naomi Wolf (“Vagina: A New Biography”) | Sign Off – “Vagina: A New Biography”
Episode 9008: Thursday, October 11, 2012 – Chrystia Freeland
Featured: William Shatner
Intro – 10/11/12 | The Vice-Presidential Debate | This Changes Everything – Obama’s Martian Gayness | Formidable Opponent – Mitt Romney | Chrystia Freeland (“Plutocrats: The Rise of the New Global Super-Rich and the Fall of Everyone Else”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9009: Monday, October 15, 2012 – Evan Thomas
Intro – 10/15/12 | Supersonic Space Jump | Tip/Wag – Norway & American Family Association | Monkey on the Lam – Florida – Monkey on the Gram | Evan Thomas (Author – “Ike’s Bluff: President Eisenhower’s Secret Battle to Save the World”) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9010: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 – Cory Booker | Emily Bazelon
The Wealth Edge & “Cool” Debate Technology | Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case | Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case – Emily Bazelon (Legal Expert and Senior Research Fellow at Yale Law School) | Paul Ryan’s Phony Campaign Photo | Cory Booker (Mayor of Newark, New Jersey) | Sign Off – iPhone
Episode 9011: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 – Tyler Perry
Second Presidential Debate Showdown | Libya-Gate Scandal | Stupid Town Hall Topics | Mitt’s Greatest Debate Triumph | Alpha Dog of the Week – Scott DesJarlais | Tyler Perry (Actor “Alex Cross”) | Sign Off – Loose Teeth
Episode 9012: Thursday, October 18, 2012 – The Killers
Exclusive(s): The Killers – “All These Things That I’ve Done”
Celebrity Campaign Endorsements | Mitt’s First Day | Junk Food Feed | Special Report – A Shucking Disaster – Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace | The Killers (Album – “Battle Born”) | The Killers – “Miss Atomic Bomb” | Sign Off – “Battle Born”
Episode 9013: Monday, October 22, 2012 – Donald Sadoway
Virginia’s Voter Fraud Fighter | CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent | Governor Magorium’s Ganja Emporium | Donald Sadoway (Professor of Materials Chemistry at MIT) | Sign Off – Goodnight
Episode 9014: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 – John Grisham
Stephen Colbert’s Debate 2012 Coverage | Elusive, Mysterious, Undecided Voters | Lance Armstrong’s Doping Scandal | John Grisham (Author – “The Racketeer”) | Sign Off – Manischewitz
Episode 9015: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 – Anthony Everitt
Intro – 10/24/12 | Donald Trump’s October Surprise | Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions | Richard Mourdock’s Rape Comment | Anthony Everitt (Historian and Author – “The Rise of Rome: The Making of the World’s Greatest Empire”) | Sign Off – GOP Rape Mention Tally
Episode 9016: Thursday, October 25, 2012 – Mitch Daniels
Special Guest(s): Tom Hanks | Matt Damon | John Colbert
Intro – 10/25/12 | Voting & Hormones | Stephen Ghoulbert’s Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide – Tom Hanks | Mitch Daniels Pt. 1 (Governor of Indiana and Author – “Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans”) | Mitch Daniels Pt. 2 | Sign Off – Murderer Skull Model
Episode 9017: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 – Lilly Ledbetter
Hurricane Sandy’s Aftermath | Hurricane Sandy & Election Day | Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate | Donald Trump’s October Surprise Extension | Lilly Ledbetter (Author – “Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond”) | Sign Off – American Red Cross – Hurricane Sandy